#1
Having just returned home after doing my shift at a pub and being presented with a whole lobster just because, I wondered if the workers of the pit (a small minority) had any brilliant benefits from their place of employment.

Answer at once y'bastards.
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#2
I get a bunch of drawings from the kids in the pre-school I work. So no, no benefits.
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#3
I work as an electromechanic in a factory. So from time to time I get a used tool, when there is a new shipment of a more recent tools.

I also get my share of physical activities in a day, as it is a very physical work.
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#5
I get a free meal from Chick-fil-A if I'm working more than 5 hours that day. If I'm not working, I get 50% off my food.
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#7
free food when i get a break, but I usually don't work more than 6 hours a day, so I don't get a break often

free soda all the time

it's great
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#8
Oh aye, I also get free beer to an extent.
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#9
I work in a car dealership. I get a free car, my insurance is paid for, i dont make car payments period, i get $1000 a year for prescriptions, $2000 a year dental, $500 a year glasses, and some other shit.


I have awesome benefits.
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#10
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free food when i get a break, but I usually don't work more than 6 hours a day, so I don't get a break often

free soda all the time

it's great

Where do you work?

And I also get free soda.
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First you put your pants on your head.
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#11
Free pop, free cookies, free fruit&veggies, free anything that's outdated.
So yeah it's pretty awesome.
Oh and for Christmas I got a coupon that gave me $250 to use in the store.
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#12
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Where do you work?

And I also get free soda.


Chicken Express, you may have heard of it
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#13
Playing in bars=free food/drinks.
Working in bike shop=free bike parts/the occasional restaurant gift card
#14
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I work in a car dealership. I get a free car, my insurance is paid for, i dont make car payments period, i get $1000 a year for prescriptions, $2000 a year dental, $500 a year glasses, and some other shit.


I have awesome benefits.


You bastard. I wish my work paid for my car insurance seeing as that would cost about 312058732958230587235 times the price of the car itself here.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#15
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#17
4 weeks paid vacation. Awesome health care. 4 floating holidays. 10 paid holidays. 4 sick days. Free travel. Gas paid for.
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#18
I get free Costumes and Smoke Machines :S its pretty cool. especially when i sell some of it for extra cash
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Fender Standard Stratocaster black 1980s model
Epiphone EJ-200CE Natural
Telecaster Fender custom
Roland Micro Cube
Fender Hot Rod DeVille
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