#1
and I am wondering if I should use the opportunity to try to get a bit tan. I am always a pale guy, I only had a tan once in my life, which was when I spent a week in my lakehouse in Canada during the summer, swimming all day in the water without sun block (did not get burned).

I live in Florida, and I do burn easily, and I have this available. Like I said, fair skin and all. Does anyone have any experience with these? I know it sounds gay, but **** it.
#2
Tan your penis.
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#4
Well, snooki, if you want to get a tan start slowly. Just a few minutes per day. If you especially don't have a base built it's not gonna help you if you tan for a longer time.
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#7
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#10
tan one half or your body. Leave the other as white as possible. lulz ensues.
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#13
Draw Jesus' face on your stomach with sun cream and sleep in the tanning bed for eight hours. Stand naked with your hands held towards the heavens in front of your local Christian house of worship and become a demi-god.
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you mean you have a free melanoma machine.lock your enemies in and have a scotch while they get cancered
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#15
Quote by Alexander_BR
So I have access to a free tanning bed... I am wondering if I should use the opportunity to try to get a bit tan. I am always a pale guy, I only had a tan once in my life, which was when I spent a week in my lakehouse in Canada during the summer, swimming all day in the water without sun block (did not get burned).

I live in Florida, and I do burn easily, and I have this available. Like I said, fair skin and all. Does anyone have any experience with these? I know it sounds gay, but **** it.

The reason this thread exists (I'm just jelly because of the lakehouse part )


But seriously, people who tan irritate me. They are usually douchebags.
I apologise to the percent of people who tan and are cool guys

EDIT:
So y'all don't get ofended, I mean people like this:


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Apr 3, 2011,
#16
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you deserve it


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
If you live in Florida could ou not just, go outside?
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#18
lol... Pale in Florida, tanning in Canada.
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^ I thought I was the only one who noticed
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Draw Jesus' face on your stomach with sun cream and sleep in the tanning bed for eight hours. Stand naked with your hands held towards the heavens in front of your local Christian house of worship and become a demi-god.


This.
#21
Use it to cook Pizza Rolls!
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#22
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If you live in Florida could ou not just, go outside?
This, honestly. Sunlight is so much healthier to your skin any way. The UV rays reacting in your skin creates vitamin D.

You said you burn easily, so just take it easy at first.
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#23
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lol... Pale in Florida, tanning in Canada.



It is absolute bullshit that I cannot explain, I lived in Brazil as well. Its ****ed up. I will try to just tan outside, I just wanted something possibly quicker.
#24
Quote by Alexander_BR
and I am wondering if I should use the opportunity to try to get a bit tan. I am always a pale guy, I only had a tan once in my life, which was when I spent a week in my lakehouse in Canada during the summer, swimming all day in the water without sun block (did not get burned).

I live in Florida, and I do burn easily, and I have this available. Like I said, fair skin and all. Does anyone have any experience with these? I know it sounds gay, but **** it.


You don't need a tanning bed, fool. Go outside for a bit, its Florida.
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#25
You live in ****ing Florida and you can't get tanned?
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#26
This time of year is when Florida decides to get unhealthy hot outside. Despite today being a marvelous day outside, most days outside you feel like you are swimming in invisible water cause of the humidity.

Go for a shirtless jog in your neighborhood every day. Maybe 15-30 minute jog. Get exercise and get a tan. Winning.