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#1
I'm writing this girl i like a note n asking her out like that because she's into that kind of stuff but i just wanted to make the note as cheesy as possible. I've got some ideas already but i know you guys are more creative so if anyone has any suggestions on making it rly cheesy or romantic or whatever please do tell!
thanks
#2
Cheese Whiz.
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#3
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
#4
Don't you mean cheesen?
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#5
Hey there girl, I like your shine
Your erect nipples and your panty line
Your jiggle makes my heartbeat skip
And every time you move those hips,
You make my underpants shrink
When you shake that thangk

I gotta lumper in my jumpers
An itch that only you can skritch
Hey girl we gonna do it all night long
After you hear me sing you this cheesy song.


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#7
Quote by CoreysMonster
Hey there girl, I like your shine
Your erect nipples and your panty line
Your jiggle makes my heartbeat skip
And every time you move those hips,
You make my underpants shrink
When you shake that thangk

I gotta lumper in my jumpers
An itch that only you can skritch
Hey girl we gonna do it all night long
After you hear me sing you this cheesy song.


copyright (c) 2011 coreysMonster


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#8
Write that bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.

Don't over cheese it, there's a limit.
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#9
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Write that bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.

Don't over cheese it, there's a limit.


And give her a ship in a bottle. Bitches love ships in bottles.
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#10
Hahaha where do you guys come up with that seriously does it just pop in your head or is there like a storage room somehwere where you go to get your ideas??

Thats too bland asking her out in person i wanna make it different but yeah i dont mean over cheese it just make it obvious that its cheesy.

Sonnet's a good idea lol
#11
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#12
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Hahaha where do you guys come up with that seriously does it just pop in your head or is there like a storage room somehwere where you go to get your ideas??

Thats too bland asking her out in person i wanna make it different but yeah i dont mean over cheese it just make it obvious that its cheesy.

Sonnet's a good idea lol

I keep funny things to say in every situation in the cabinet in my room, this is under "cheesy love songs"
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#13
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i already know she likes me though. And she knows i like her. I just wanna make the actual official 'asking out' be cheesy n dorky to make her laugh
#15
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i already know she likes me though. And she knows i like her. I just wanna make the actual official 'asking out' be cheesy n dorky to make her laugh


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#16
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i already know she likes me though. And she knows i like her. I just wanna make the actual official 'asking out' be cheesy n dorky to make her laugh

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Tweet at me bro
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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#17
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#18
Quote by hellbasser
Hahaha where do you guys come up with that seriously does it just pop in your head or is there like a storage room somehwere where you go to get your ideas??

Thats too bland asking her out in person i wanna make it different but yeah i dont mean over cheese it just make it obvious that its cheesy.

Sonnet's a good idea lol

We're on the internet too much.

One of my friends gave me an idea had my last girlfriend and I made it a few more years and got engaged or something but it would work here if she's nerdy enough.

Find a Pokeball toy. Place it somewhere where she'll find and open it. Put a note that reads "Name, I choose you! Want to go out?" Or some variation.

Now that's some cheesy shit.

Once, my ex gave me a small wooden chest for my birthday. I opened it up and there was a small heart shaped box. Opened the box and a note read "You have found a Heart Container! It has been added to your own! Now you are fully replenished! You must always be safe and careful so it never goes out! Keep this safe, I have trusted you with it! Never lose it, because I don't have another to give you."
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Last edited by BladeSlinger at Apr 3, 2011,
#19
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#21
Quote by BladeSlinger
Once, my ex gave me a small wooden chest for my birthday. I opened it up and there was a small heart shaped box. Opened the box and a note read "You have found a Heart Container! It has been added to your own! Now you are fully replenished! You must always be safe and careful so it never goes out! Keep this safe, I have trusted you with it! Never lose it, because I don't have another to give you."


Oh my god, that is the best.
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#22
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Oh my god, that is the best.

That's only the beginning man.
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#23
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#24
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Good idea coming to the pit for this.

Say:

Your eyes are like sunsets
and i love your cool tets
your words make my heart race
RUB THOSE TITS ON MY FAAACE

OLOLOLOLOLOL


The lack of flow is disturbing.
#25
Just ask. If she puts you in the friend zone, put her in the rape zone.
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#26
I think you should just plant one on her in the middle of the goddamn hallway.
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#27


Bitches love squeezy cheese.
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#29
Dear (name)

I, (your name), (Title*), think you are (adjective) and have beautiful (body part). Your (color) eyes are (adjective) pools of love that I could be happy sinking into for the rest of my life. If I had all the (plural noun) in the world, I would give them up immediately for the chance to be with you. I want to (adverb) (verb) you in a/n (adjective) (noun) in (place). I don't even care if people are watching.

With all the love in the (adjective) world,
(Your name), (Title*).


*Ex) Master of (Verb)ing
Dark Lord of the (body part)


Hope that helps you out


EDIT: You can fill this out, or you can leave the suggestions in for her to come up with. Either works.
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Neurosis
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Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
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#33
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ask to stick it in her chili ring

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ask her to stick it in your chili ring

Wtf.
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#34
My dearest ___:

It is strange to think,I have not seen you in a month.

I have seen the new moon,but not you.

I have seen sunsets and sunrises,but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart can pass through the eye of a needle.

I miss you like the sun misses the flower.Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter.

Instead of beauty to direct its light to,the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has sent me to.

I next compete in Paris.I'll find it empty and cold if you're not there.

Hope guides me.It gets me through the day and especially the night.The hope that after you leave my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.

With all the love that I possess...I remain yours...

The knight of your heart.

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#35
I ****ing hate the use of chili ring. My ex used that all the time. It's disgusting.
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#36
Quote by blue_strat
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


He's writing a note to a girl, not a dude!
#37
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ask her to stick it in your chili ring

All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#38
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He's writing a note to a girl, not a dude!

.....wut
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
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