#1
I just got my job last week and I'm still trying to feel out how to do everything, so if anyone has any tips they'd be much appreciated.
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#3
i didn't realise they had waiting jobs here?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
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#4
Quote by tancanada
I just got my job last week and I'm still trying to feel out how to do everything, so if anyone has any tips they'd be much appreciated.


well, make sure this isn't the only time you ask for 'tips'.

sorry, pun was intended.
#5
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i didn't realise they had waiting jobs here?

zing!
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#6
I went to an Italian restaurant and there was this waitress. She waited til everyone at my table got their meals then she pounced. She lived for this moment. She was holding the pepper. No one wanted any pepper but she still asked. She looked like she died when no one wanted the pepper.

EDIT: I didn't give her a tip. But I got a lollipop for paying
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#7
Being a waiter sounds too hard. Be a busboy.
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#8
Make sure you write things down properly and try and learn the menu. Will save time on **** ups and will stop the chef from punching you in the face.
#10
When someone gets pissed at you (which will happen, no way to avoid it, happens to all waiters) don't get emotionally involved, just smile at them like a mad man, pisses them off more and you can't get in trouble for giving the guest a nice warm smile. oh and make sure you tip your busser fairly
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#11
Leave all of your problems outside of work. Keep smiling (unless it's obviously not appropriate). I try to stick to a "script" as closely as possible, but always let the rich-looking group verbally pound you in the anus if it means more tip money.

Above all else, do not screw up an order; if you're unsure about something ask!
#13
You want a tip? Here's a tip for ya!


*leaves 20% tip*
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#14
never screw up an order
smile
be nice
bonus points if your pretty

thats really it
#15
Quote by tancanada
so if anyone has any tips they'd be much appreciated.


I see what you did there.