Poll: Have you ever killed an animal?
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View poll results: Have you ever killed an animal?
Yes
160 56%
No
93 32%
ZOMG DON'T KILL THE LITTLE FLUFFIES!!!!!!
34 12%
Voters: 287.
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#1
Have you?

I had to kill one of my chickens today by wringing its neck. It had Peritonitis, the poor thing.

EDIT: Insects are not animals, they are insects. Derp.

DUBBLE EDIT: Insects are animals apparently, but they don't count because they don't have souls. So says I.
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Last edited by Argonaut at Apr 3, 2011,
#4
I ran over a skunk once. Damn thing was on the on-ramp to the interstate.
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#7
I think I accidentally threw a rock at a Blackbird once, was a complete fluke

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#8
A few insects, but no animals. I don't think I ever could, to be honest. I'm more psychologically capable of killing a human than some innocent animal.
#9
ive had to cull reptiles before. not a good feeling putting them in a freezer. youd think have the power to choose life or death in something would feel good but it doesnt.
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#12
Killed a mouse with a broom. In the car, countless field mice, 5 rabbits, 1 baby deer. My options were kill bambi, or swerve into oncoming tour bus or off cliff.
#14
Quote by Somekid94
I live in the country and I hunt. It'd be weird if I didn't kill animals.


This is generally the same for me. My family keeps Chickens, so not only do we have to put one of them to rest occasionally, but we also trap Stoats and Weasels.
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#15
I killed a dog before by throwing really big rocks at it, repeatedly. It was being annoying.
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#16
I once punched a tiger because of a metal breakdown

But seriously, nothing more than insects
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#17
I shot a cat in Reno just to watch him die
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#19
Once I accidentally punched a tiger to death after hearing a metal breakdown.
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#20
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I killed a dog before by throwing really big rocks at it, repeatedly. It was being annoying.


Are you kidding?
#21
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Once I accidentally punched a tiger to death after hearing a metal breakdown.

was it really a tiger after hearing a metal breakdown or was it twelve martian babies after a mental breakdown?
#22
Quote by due 07
Are you kidding?


Nope. I ****ing hate dogs.


SKEDIT: Forgot to leave this here.....


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#23
Quote by Kensai
Once I accidentally punched a tiger to death after hearing a metal breakdown.


Sorry Kjell someone got there first.
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#24
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was it really a tiger after hearing a metal breakdown or was it twelve martian babies after a mental breakdown?

It was twelve mental tigers after hearing a martian breakdown.

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Sorry Kjell someone got there first.

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#25
When I was like 8 or 9, I killed a mouse with a book because it was in my room and freaked me out. After that I took it outside and started poking it with a stick. I felt really bad about it afterward, so I went back out and buried it.
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#26
I have killed insects... but that's it.

Oh, actually, I can't believe I forgot... when I had a mental breakdown, I punched a tiger to death.
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#27
This is getting too wierd for words.
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#29
Quote by Kensai
Once I accidentally punched a tiger to death after hearing a metal breakdown.


What happened next?
#30
Quote by Kensai
It was twelve mental tigers after hearing a martian breakdown.


Or was it a martian after hearing twelve mental tiger breakdowns?
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#31
I've been hunting quite a few times. So I've killed ducks, geese, pheasants, and deer. But I always eat what I kill.
#32
Animal: any of a kingdom (Animalia) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls, in lacking chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis, in requiring more complex food materials (as proteins), in being organized to a greater degree of complexity, and in having the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses to stimulation.

So, I have killed a butterfly. I drove into it and it hit my windshield. xD
#33
Quote by skylerjames13
Nope. I ****ing hate dogs.


You killed a dog because it was annoying you. Wow. You are so hard.
#34
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I killed a dog before by throwing really big rocks at it, repeatedly. It was being annoying.

lol...reported to the police
#35
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You killed a dog because it was annoying you. Wow. You are so hard.


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lol...reported to the police


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#36
No. My friend went down to the butcher's to kill some animals for them recently. That's his idea of a laugh.
#38
once i was mowing around a bird feeder and bumped the feeder and knocked a bird off it... right in front of my mower... there was a poof of feathers, and nothing else lol... i also mowed over a snake once,

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