#2
So that's where that noise was coming from...
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I can see it randomly going off and annoying the hell out of the whole world
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Uh... what?

It's just a backpack with a flashing light and a buzzer. Not exactly high quality security.
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I can imagine the fun that would have been had with those at my school.

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wtf..picture classrooms and entire schools with this noise going on 24/7....not the most productive place I imagine
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wtf..picture classrooms and entire schools with this noise going on 24/7....not the most productive place I imagine
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Uh... what?

It's just a backpack with a flashing light and a buzzer. Not exactly high quality security.


You could load the bag with bricks, and use it to club your attacker in the face, perhaps...although I think that if you are a kid whose parents bought this for you, you would already be so paranoid that EVERYONE could be a potential attacker, and faces look good for clubbin'. Then those guys pretending to be police officers show up, and they kidnap you, and...

Well anyway, where there is stupidity, there is also someone trying to sell something.
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So now I can get my ass beat AND my eardrums split at the same time.
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