#4
Met him in real life pretty cool dude.
He's a conductor for the LA Philharmonic


Inb4 jizz in my pants/ getting bj
#5
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best i could do


Sir, that is the most shoddily-drawn set of male genitalia I have ever laid eyes on. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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#6
inb4 coming/sex face
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#8
inb4 potential
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#10
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Dudamel as Jesus...I approve.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#12
Quote by MAC2322
Sir, that is the most shoddily-drawn set of male genitalia I have ever laid eyes on. You should be ashamed of yourself.


They're supposed to be male genitalia??? Looked like armless gingers sprouting out of his mouth to me...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#13
I love his hair. Watch him perform and you'll see it flying all over the place.
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Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
#14


first shoop contriboot.
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Dammit, Snorlax! This is why we can't have nice things!!


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AWWWWWWWWW FUCK NAW!!!!!!!



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#16
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first shoop contriboot.

Fuck.

I did that, walked away and forgot about it, then came back to see it had already been posted.

Mine was slightly less shitty than yours too.


DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#17
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I was going to put him in front of Leo DiCaprio on the Titanic but I gave up.

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first shoop contriboot.


Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Fuck.

I did that, walked away and forgot about it, then came back to see it had already been posted.

Mine was slightly less shitty than yours too.




Royalties should go to me, as there's sufficient evidence here to show that it was my idea. Snorlax will obviously get a percentage because he's the one who produced it.

Cam, we're just going to sue you.
#18
Quote by Butt Rayge
Royalties should go to me, as there's sufficient evidence here to show that it was my idea. Snorlax will obviously get a percentage because he's the one who produced it.

Cam, we're just going to sue you.



i guess that could work. 40/60??
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Dammit, Snorlax! This is why we can't have nice things!!


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AWWWWWWWWW FUCK NAW!!!!!!!



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#20
Quote by Butt Rayge
Royalties should go to me, as there's sufficient evidence here to show that it was my idea. Snorlax will obviously get a percentage because he's the one who produced it.

Cam, we're just going to sue you.

Bring it bitch, I have evidence that I produced my own superior copy over an hour before Snorlax posted his, and you posted the suggestion.

Let's get some royalties up in this bitch, or I'll be bringing my team of super lawyers.


DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#21
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Bring it bitch, I have evidence that I produced my own superior copy over an hour before Snorlax posted his, and you posted the suggestion.

Let's get some royalties up in this bitch, or I'll be bringing my team of super lawyers.




then why didnt you post it? dont be jealous that i beat you too the punch.
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Dammit, Snorlax! This is why we can't have nice things!!


Quote by Xiaoxi
AWWWWWWWWW FUCK NAW!!!!!!!



ಠ_ಠ
#22
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Bring it bitch, I have evidence that I produced my own superior copy over an hour before Snorlax posted his, and you posted the suggestion.

Let's get some royalties up in this bitch, or I'll be bringing my team of super lawyers.



Yet another legal scuffle in the pit... Sigh...


Guess I'll go get my gangsta' lawya's up in this bitch.

#24
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Priceless good sir
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#25
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Bring it bitch, I have evidence that I produced my own superior copy over an hour before Snorlax posted his, and you posted the suggestion.

Let's get some royalties up in this bitch, or I'll be bringing my team of super lawyers.

I'll get my people to talk to Team Snorlax's people and then our people will do lunch with your people. We should settle this out of court because in the end it will cost us all more than it is worth.
#26
Someone caption it "and I jizz in my pants" please, I have to get to class.
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FrustratedRocka you are a legend

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The man clearly knows his shit.

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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.