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#1
why are we called pit monkeys? why monkeys? what brought about this "monkey" nickname? why not "pit tigers"? or "pit platypuses"? this is strange and bothering me.
#2
because its less offence then porch monkey.
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#8
Because the vast majority are unintelligent shit-slingers who spend most of their day masturbating.


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#10
I've never really thought about it.
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brot pls
#12
I like Pitters better. Get it going.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#13
The rules of UG are ordered with letters rather than numbers for example:
a. don't flame
b. don't post profanities
and so on

If you look through the rules and get to "m" you will find

m. post in key
(key obviously referring to musical key)

Which you'll find is an anagram of Pit Monkeys.

Case closed.
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#15
Quote by sloppyjoe24
I call them douchetards.

The pit now hates you for making that thread.
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#17
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The pit now hates you for making that thread.


Sounds like the pit needs to stop menstruating.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#19
I think I started this thread once .. Two years ago

When I was a noob.


Implying I'm not still a noob.
#20
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Because the vast majority are unintelligent shit-slingers who spend most of their day masturbating.



I DO NOT sling my own shit.
#23
Quote by VVolverin3
The rules of UG are ordered with letters rather than numbers for example:
a. don't flame
b. don't post profanities
and so on

If you look through the rules and get to "m" you will find

m. post in key
(key obviously referring to musical key)

Which you'll find is an anagram of Pit Monkeys.

Case closed.

moderate brainsplosion going on there.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#24
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Because the vast majority are unintelligent shit-slingers who spend most of their day masturbating.

2 minutes isn't most of the day... ok 1-2 hours if you count the porn watched prior masturbation, but its still not most of the day. I must belong to the little minority group then?
#25
Quote by VVolverin3
The rules of UG are ordered with letters rather than numbers for example:
a. don't flame
b. don't post profanities
and so on

If you look through the rules and get to "m" you will find

m. post in key
(key obviously referring to musical key)

Which you'll find is an anagram of Pit Monkeys.

Case closed.


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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#27
Quote by goest
I DO NOT sling my own shit.



Just other people's shit?
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#28
Quote by goest
I use it for masturbating.


Quote by -Mantra-
2 minutes isn't most of the day... ok 1-2 hours if you count the porn watched prior masturbation, but its still not most of the day. I must belong to the little minority group then?

Possibly, I'm no expert on average fapping times.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Apr 4, 2011,
#29
Hey Ts, get ****ed. How is that for an answer? The pit need not answer your pointless query. You put the queer in query, by the way.

But seriously, It is a question as old as time.
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#30
Well what other species could fling shit with such skill, enthusiasm, and reckless abandon?
#31
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Barok Obama could ^^^

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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#32
Quote by BladeSlinger
.....

Real mature. Lets keep this civil.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#34
Quote by goest
borack.jpg

looks like he is editing the constitution again. I reckon.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#36
Quote by goest

You can not deny the FACT that he has not shown his birth certificate. Why not, Mr. Obama?

Lets stick to the op though.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#37
Quote by ripple07
You can not deny the FACT that he has not shown his birth certificate. Why not, Mr. Obama?

Lets stick to the op though.


#38
We got a wise guy, eh? ^^
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#40
Quote by sloppyjoe24
.....aaaaaaand that's why the Pit is 12 years old.

Let's give them a round of applause everybody

This is quite interesting actually. Carry on, trolls.
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