Poll: Up to how many times does YOUR butt wiggle
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View poll results: Up to how many times does YOUR butt wiggle
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13 17%
2
5 7%
3
5 7%
4
6 8%
5
0 0%
6
4 5%
I don't have a butt
10 13%
WTF is this?!! I don't even...
33 43%
Voters: 76.
#3
it doesnt

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#5
What the ****.
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#7
What is this?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
twice. I can also shake my ass like a black girl fortunately.
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#10
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#12
1. Lose weight until you're skinny.

2. Spank butt.

3. If you're skinny enough, your butt will only wiggle upwards and won't retain enough potential energy to wiggle back downwards, thereby moving your whole body upwards due to Newton's Third Law.

4. Repeat for infinite flight.

#14
I think I speak for everyone hear when I say: get the **** out. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've just asked random people on the internet. Shame on you!
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#15
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#17
It doesn't?

My ass is FIRM.
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#18
I'm scared. All this ass jiggling is making me nauseous.
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Bertolt Bretcht


#19
Btw. Girls like butts for some odd reason. They enjoy it on men instead of large Johnson's. The larger the butt on a Guy, the more attractive you seem to the opposite sex.
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#21
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Btw. Girls like butts for some odd reason. They enjoy it on men instead if large Johnson's. The larger the butt on a Guy, the more attractive you seem to the opposite sex.


Nay, lest it is composed of more muscle than fat?
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#23
What kind of freak spanks himself?
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#27
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That's why I made this thread, to make some people actually try it


Fair enough.

As far as I'm concerned, spanking your own ass is like wiggling your dick more than three times after you take a piss.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#29
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Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#30
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Fair enough.

As far as I'm concerned, spanking your own ass is like wiggling your dick more than three times after you take a piss.


I don't know man. I think masturbating is a bit less weird than spanking your own ass. Unless ofcourse when you do it in public. In that case masturbating is illegal while spanking your own ass is just considered weird.
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#31
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I don't know man. I think masturbating is a bit less weird than spanking your own ass. Unless ofcourse when you do it in public. In that case masturbating is illegal while spanking your own ass is just considered weird.


I'm not supposed to masturbate in public?


Oh shit.
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#33
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I'm not supposed to masturbate in public?


Oh shit.


I know. You can't masturbate in your own house too now. Then those damn teachers of the school across the street call the cops . As if those kids have never seen a penis before.
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#35
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Twice, I just tried it.


And yer bewbs?
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#38
It felt like it jiggled three times so I voted for three. I think that's average.
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