#1
Just as a warning... for anyone queasy or easily offended, this is kind of gross.


I figured the Pit might find this interesting. Duck penises generally come into form only during the mating season and detach themselves until the next season. They grow larger based on how many ducks are around to compete for chances to mate. Duck penis will also grow to fit whatever container they are put in... duck vagina is often corkscrewed and highly compact based on whether or not the female duck wants to mate.

Here is a video of a duck penis traveling through differently shaped tubes. Mods, if this is not post-friendly, please go ahead and close this and I apologize... the penis does not resemble anything of a human penis and so I figured it would be safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bybYCwjkm_s


related article for further reading:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/08/duck-penises/
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the penis does not resemble anything of a human penis and so I figured it would be safe.


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what the hell do you search to find this information?

I'm a biology major... This shit is inherently interesting to me and pops into plenty of classes.
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#9
What the duck is that?

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video of corkscrew duck penis was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile
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i'd rather not watch a duck dick traveling through tubes...

not because im squeamish but because who the **** wants to watch that. furthermore, who looks that shit up. actually, i dont want to know.
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Here is a video of a duck penis traveling through differently shaped tubes. Mods, if this is not post-friendly, please go ahead and close this and I apologize... the penis does not resemble anything of a human penis and so I figured it would be safe.


Lies!!



It looks just like my penis.


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i'd rather not watch a duck dick traveling through tubes...

not because im squeamish but because who the **** wants to watch that. furthermore, who looks that shit up. actually, i dont want to know.

Japanese people?
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So theoretically, under controlled circumstances, a duck could grow a penis which would put to shame the most well endowed human penis?
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So theoretically, under controlled circumstances, a duck could grow a penis which would put to shame the most well endowed human penis?

Yeah but it wouldn't be as aesthetically pleasing :/
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Ducks are irrelevant.

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Did you know 2/3 of duck sex is rape?
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