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#1
Did your mom ever warn you that you'll never find a girlfriend with your head in the clouds (or in front of a computer)?

She was so wrong.

Upcoming application Cloud Girlfriend says it will create the "perfect" girlfriend for you, one who will tweet at you all the time and post adoring messages on your Facebook wall, but whom you'll never have to deal with IRL (in real life).

That's because, as the company name implies, your cloud girlfriend is only a virtual presence stored in a virtual cloud, with a virtual personality matching what you ask for. However, her profile will be managed by a real human being—a female one—Cloud Girlfriend's co-founder insists.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382740,00.asp

TL;DR: Pay a company to make a cloud girlfriend that posts on your facebook wall and responds to your twitter and stuff.

New low for humanity? Would you get one? What is love?
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#2
Part of getting a girlfriend is actually having physical contact with someone.
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#3
Heard about this a while ago. Why not just make a fake facebook page for your 'gf' and do it yourself? People are so stupid and gullible.
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#5
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Part of getting a girlfriend is actually having physical contact with someone.


tsss, clearly you haven't heard of platonic love ..

it was incredibly hip back in the 18th century.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#8
The people who actually buy this must be the saddest people in the entire world.
#12
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tsss, clearly you haven't heard of platonic love ..

it was incredibly hip back in the 18th century.

Dream virtual girlfriend

As in a female partner in a romantic relationship.

Platonic being a non-romantic relationship aka just a friend
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#13
Very fitting

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#14
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I was hoping this would be about some invention conjuring up some females for me to rape.

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Finally
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#16
About damn time, internet!
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#17
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http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382740,00.asp

TL;DR: Pay a company to make a cloud girlfriend that posts on your facebook wall and responds to your twitter and stuff.

New low for humanity? Would you get one? What is love?


Love you hunny!



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#18
That's sad on a whole new level.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#19
where do i sign up?

seriously though, i'd like to see if anyone would ligitimately get one of these
*Insert hilarious quote here.*
#20
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Love you hunny!



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#21
That is soooo creepy and sad.

Oh god, if I worked for that company I would gradually make the "girlfriends" messages become more and more disturbed and inappropriate.
STEELERS

PENGUINS

Deal with it

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#22
just... wow... thats all i have to say i guess. i think hiring someone to be a virtual girlfriend would be more depressing than simply not having one. being a member of the latter category i would be really... i dunno, insulted, disappointed, sad and a lot of other words if i was to hire a virtual gf. thats like prostitution without the good parts.
#23
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Dream virtual girlfriend

As in a female partner in a romantic relationship.

Platonic being a non-romantic relationship aka just a friend


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a close relationship between two persons in which sexual desire is nonexistent or has been suppressed or sublimated.


Doens't have to be 'just friends', there's just no physical part of the relationship.
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#25
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That is soooo creepy and sad.

Oh god, if I worked for that company I would gradually make the "girlfriends" messages become more and more disturbed and inappropriate.


This.
#28
finally
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#29
This is the saddest thing ever, seriously.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#31
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This is the saddest thing ever, seriously.

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#32
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They're Japanese, that doesn't count. That's normal for them.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#33
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Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#34
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They're Japanese, that doesn't count. That's normal for them.


It's true. Some Japanese things take sad and weird to a whole new level
#36
What if the cloud girlfriend breaks up with you!

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#38
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Heard about this a while ago. Why not just make a fake facebook page for your 'gf' and do it yourself? People are so stupid and gullible.

Well if your intentions are to showoff to your friends I can understand. But doing it yourself for therapeutic reasons would defeat the purpose if you know your sending yourself romantic messages.

The company has good intentions but the fact that you have to pay for it will make the customer feel even worse about themselves. It really should be like a charity service.

Think of suicide hotlines. They are there to talk people out of it. This could be something like that but only for lonely people. I think it should be less sexual and more friendly though.
#40
Dude can I get a job being the girlfriend? I mean I'm a guy and I'm not gay but I'd harass the dudes friends and family until he breaks up with me. In then which I will cyber-stalk him and post extremely creepy and harassing stuff.
you're a stone fox
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