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I found this old, old picture of me on my sisters facebook and my girlfriend is chuckling like an old african american man at it.



Do your worst to increase both of our joy
#4
Quote by genghisgandhi
Don't close until I post...


I haven't been on in forever, is there new rules on shoop threads? I'll delete if there is


Quote by Luncbox1
...chuckling how? Like the family doctor off the Simpsons?


Yes, almost exactly like that actually
#8
Who's the hot milf in the background ?
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#10
Quote by mystical_1
Who's the hot milf in the background ?


Looks like a young Susan Boyle


Quote by Kill A Kitten
Grandpa looks like he is going to rape you while you make that face the whole time


Thats actually my dad...awkward turtle...
#11
Quote by supafunkyone
I'd assume so too, its in a pub garden i think. Well played sir


*Mein Kampf* /win

Also:
Quote by God
I'm Omnipotent, which is to say that my dick eats both meat and plants


Ronnie and Steele, Rockstars today aint half as real.

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio & Peter Steele
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#12
Is that a glass half filled with Guiness behind you?

Jesus you limies get an early start at it.

No wonder you start looking like Susan Boyle by the age of twenty.

j/k my friend, j/k of course.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#15
Hey, I just noticed there's a pocket book next to your dad.

My god, man. No wonder you ended up in the pit with the rest of us degenerates.

This is the picture that just keeps on giving, the long I look at it. Thanks.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#16
Quote by ng117


Its...uncanny....
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#19
Hai gaiz wots so funny lol!
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#21
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#22
Quote by ng117

genius
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#26
Quote by ethan_hanus
It looks like your trying to be a epic br00tlz badass while having a stick shoved up your ass to rid you of your constipation problems...while making sure you make faces like a badass.

Sorry to say, it ain't worken for ya.


I honestly cannot explain how this face happened
#27
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#29
Your sister looks like she's about to get a facial.
#31
Quote by ng117


Quote by poopsmith666
I sincerely hope one day you look back at this post and realize how ignorant you're being about the concept of getting high.


Quote by strat0blaster
Out of those choices, I'm going to go with the Bastrapple.
#32
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I was gonna do the exact same thing.
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Ibanez RGR321EX
Roland Microcube

RIP Dio _\m/

"There are times in your life when you have to ask yourself the question "What would Charlie Sheen do?""

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#33
Quote by genghisgandhi
It's been a while...



EDIT - I assume that's a woman.


You've no idea how much I've missed this
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#35
No penis shoop yet? Pit, I am disappoint.
Schecter Hellraiser C7 FR/Bareknuckle Cold Sweat/Liquifire
Godin A12 - For Sale
1991 EBMM Silhouette
Emperor 2x12

7+>6, ERG Legion

Like going fast?
#39
Quote by nincompoop
what is this i dont even

but when i do, it's dos equis

Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
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