im an art teacher! check out what im gonna give my students as work EPIC LOL

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#3
I am more amused by your location, as it reminds me of Tom Waits.
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#4
It's clear that you are an art teacher:

- Lack of grammar.
- Use of "EPIC LOL"
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Id take those pictures home for... extra practice. Yup.
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#6
All the males will pick the top right and draw a penis in it. Guaranteed.
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All the males will pick the top right and draw a penis in it. Guaranteed.


if they did they would fail !!! this contributes to their mid year marks!!
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All I know is TS can teach my art class any time she likes.

Provided she doesn't expect me to do the homework.


no i dont give homework , everything is expected to be done in class
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All I know is TS can teach my art class any time she likes.

Provided she doesn't expect me to do the homework.



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Dear Diary,

Today I learned that art teachers on crack are weird people.

Sincerely, Ryan


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#16
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no i dont give homework , everything is expected to be done in class


I think you're missing the important point of my statement.

I'm saying your epic lols assignment is silly but I find you very attractive.
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#17
Nope I don't think she did, and was flirting back...


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#18
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In all seriousness though, what is the point of the thread exactly?

Point? There are no threads with point in the Pit.


Yeah, if you want pointy shit you need to go to the Metal forum.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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Point? There are no threads with point in the Pit.


Yeah, if you want pointy shit you need to go to the Metal forum.


What's up with the aggression brah?

I just got confused as to what to do in the thread, felt like doing something, but just didn't know what

Maybe that's the point of the thread! :


We maybe onto something here...
#22
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
What's up with the aggression brah?

I just got confused as to what to do in the thread, felt like doing something, but just didn't know what

Maybe that's the point of the thread! :


We maybe onto something here...

Aggression?

It was a joke about BC Rich's and shit, cus they're all pointy.


**** you, i thought it was funny
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#23
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It was a joke about BC Rich's and shit, cus they're all pointy.


That's what I figured you were talking about. Either that or the guitar that guy from Nile plays that could also act as a harpoon.
#24
You are one weird art teacher....

I wonder if any of your students are on UG
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#25
I *have* to draw you.



This thread is fun, That is what you look like.
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#26
whilst on the sudject of hot art teachers...... theres one at my school, shes in her mid 20s and has an awesome body and possibly the best ass iv seen. Shes so freakin' hot. Theres also another art teacher whos in her 30s and shes, well, curvy. Not fat, curvy, round ass, wide hips, skinny waist and nice boobs. Also pretty hot but in a different way.

Oh did i also mention i go to an all boys school.
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whilst on the sudject of hot art teachers...... theres one at my school, shes in her mid 20s and has an awesome body and possibly the best ass iv seen. Shes so freakin' hot. Theres also another art teacher whos in her 30s and shes, well, curvy. Not fat, curvy, round ass, wide hips, skinny waist and nice boobs. Also pretty hot but in a different way.

Oh did i also mention i go to an all boys school.


man, i go to an all boys school aswell

and damn do i love those hot teachers, we have like 3 of them that are constantly getting attacked by groups of like 10 guys
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Dear Diary,

Today I learned that art teachers in general are weird people.

Sincerely, Ryan

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#30
Everyone be nice to Petrina, she's mah homegirl

Didn't realise you'd gotten that though, good job! If I was your student I'd pick the confused-looking bottom right one.
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#31
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man, i go to an all boys school aswell

and damn do i love those hot teachers, we have like 3 of them that are constantly getting attacked by groups of like 10 guys

when the first one i mentioned first came to my school a couple of years ago you couldnt go anywhere without hearing someone mentining her name or talking about her. She was a fair step up from the teacher considerd hottest before her arrival. Apparently some guy slapped her on the ass on his last day or something, man that wouldve been avesome.
#32
CreepingDeath, which school did you go to? I too went to an all boys school in NZ, Kelston Boys. If you're not in Auckland that may not mean that much to you unless you were aware of the giant 1st xv fight that broke out between us and Auckland Grammar a few yrs ago

EDIT: On topic, Petrina, you seem like a wicked teacher. My photography teacher was the only reason why I took the subject, now I love it. My art history teacher is responsible for my still rather young love for art. Teachers like you inspire kids to continue learning after they finish school.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#34
When I was in middle school we had a hot art teacher. She boned one of the seniors and got fired
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Epic assignment.
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CreepingDeath, which school did you go to? I too went to an all boys school in NZ, Kelston Boys. If you're not in Auckland that may not mean that much to you unless you were aware of the giant 1st xv fight that broke out between us and Auckland Grammar a few yrs ago

yeah i know the one. Im at palmy boys.
#37
On a completely unrelated note, Barden, I love everything about your gear list.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

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#38


I tried. I wish I had an art teacher who did stuff like this at my school, at regret not taking it as a GCSE because the teacher at our school was awful.
#40
The word epic is just the abused word of the internet. Poor epic.

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