#2
He had an unconcealed weapon, and he wasn't afraid to use it, I'd bet.

Edit: No, I don't care. A birthday suit still means he was going commando to me.
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#5
Can imagine the robbers all getting together after they've ran far enough away and thinking.

"What the **** just happened?"
#6
What the neighbours were thinking I don't know because they were all looking out at this naked man shouting at his car at six in the morning.




This guy is legend.
#9
A naked soldier stopped a robber from stealing his car in Salford by smashing the window with his bare hands.


Probably been on PCP that night...
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#10
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#11
Wasn't this an episode of The Venture Brothers?? I seem to remember Brock with a huge knife and serious bloody hands...
#13
If that works so well then shouldm't all security guards be naked? Apparently it's like kryptonite to robbers
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#14
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If that works so well then shouldm't all security guards be naked? Apparently it's like kryptonite to robbers


Hmm... Now what's that starting to sound like?
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#15
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If that works so well then shouldm't all security guards be naked? Apparently it's like kryptonite to robbers


to be fair, the guy was sat in the car. I'd imagine it's hard to be aggressive when some dudes wang is flopping around at eye level.
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#16
wow, what a dick.
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#18
I wouldn't be scared of him. I'm used to wrestling naked men to the ground.
But this is pretty good
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#19
thats dangerous, his penis was exposed to the elements and knife attacks
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#20
"As soon as he got in the car he was waving this knife at me and I thought 'there's only one way to stop him.'


"So I punched clean through the driver's window and I just kept hitting him until he got out."


As you do...
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#22
I used to live on Cromwell Road when I was in student halls, that area is pretty grim for crime.

That story is bloody brilliant!
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#24
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#26
When I saw the title of this I was thinking "for the love god please don't let him be naked"

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#27


Awesome!
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