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#1
Well I'm sitting here at my university's library doing some homework and I'm just surprised how people just leave their laptops unattended. I don't know where they go, bathroom, talk to a friend, looking for a book... but there's this one laptop near me that's been sitting unattended for like 15 mins lol

I guess people are pretty trusting where I am, it's a small university too.

So Pit, do people do the same at your school?
#2
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#4
All the time, I could've ended up with a large collection of equipment (phones and tablets included) if I wanted to. Although some areas have CCTV so you could get caught out, and I'm a nice guy anyway... mostly.

I like the googling stuff idea though, and maybe spend some time on their facebook if they're logged on.
#5
Quote by Saint78
you should google porn and leave it on the screen


This so much
#6
People in our Library at Uni always do that shit. I never leave mine unattended for any long period of time.
To be fair though, the cameras would see you walking out with one, but I'm sure people still could get away with it if they really wanted to. Security went around one day putting notes on the unattended laptops that said "I could have stolen this laptop, please do not leave valuables unattended"
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#7
Change the keyboard layout from QWERTY to something totally different.
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People in our Library at Uni always do that shit. I never leave mine unattended for any long period of time.
To be fair though, the cameras would see you walking out with one, but I'm sure people still could get away with it if they really wanted to. Security went around one day putting notes on the unattended laptops that said "I could have stolen this laptop, please do not leave valuables unattended"


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you should google animal porn and leave it on the screen


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#10
Wait Wait Wait, I wanna change my idea. Google the porn but steal his mouse/put duct tape on his little scrolly pad thing. He wont be able to get rid of the porn
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#11
I'm so paranoid of this happening that I won't even use the washroom in the library without bringing my laptop, just in case.

The porn idea is great though, I'm going to do that some time
#12
yeah ppl do that at my school, i refuse to

especially hte ppl with the big 17inch macbooks its like wtf, you really want 2+grand stolen from you?

Canada though, we supposed to be friendlies
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Wait Wait Wait, I wanna change my idea. Google the porn but steal his mouse/put duct tape on his little scrolly pad thing. He wont be able to get rid of the porn


That would work. Except... You can pretty much do everything with the keyboard if you want to.
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#15
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Don't just google porn for them. That would be lame.

Get a porn image as their screensaver that activates after 5 seconds!


or get a shit load of child porn
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#16
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Change the keyboard layout from QWERTY to something totally different.


this, but also...reverse left and right click, num lock on, make the scroll option scroll down 20 lines at a time.

frape them (if they have FB that is), and make it look legit. then, see if theyre logged into mail (most people are THAT stupid); reset their password. then, google sick stuff, and change thier wallpaper to something evil like a picture of paris hilton.

then, log off, and watch the luls when they log back on.
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#17
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this, but also...reverse left and right click, num lock on, make the scroll option scroll down 20 lines at a time.

frape them (if they have FB that is), and make it look legit. then, see if theyre logged into mail (most people are THAT stupid); reset their password. then, google sick stuff, and change thier wallpaper to something evil like a picture of paris hilton.

then, log off, and watch the luls.



nonono

just install ubuntu instead,

or even hackintosh it,

you do have a couple hours before the person returns obviously
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Don't just google porn for them. That would be lame.

Get a porn image as their screensaver that activates after 5 seconds!

This, and every other porn idea.

I'd open up Google Images and search beastiality porn (making sure not to minimize it) and then do G.Krizzel's idea, and then set the desktop background to some really disgusting porn image. I'd edit the desktop picture to have a little note on the bottom - "Don't leave this thing unattended. You're lucky I was the lesser of two evils."

And then I'd save CP to the hard drive.
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#19
Another option is to take it, buy a sledgehammer, and make a viral video.
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#20
Make a drawing of the laptop, and underneath it write a clue, then go and hide the laptop somewhere in the building.
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Make a drawing of the laptop, and underneath it write a clue, then go and hide the laptop somewhere in the building.

^ Genuine idea right there.
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Wait Wait Wait, I wanna change my idea. Google the porn but steal his mouse/put duct tape on his little scrolly pad thing. He wont be able to get rid of the porn



try alt+f4
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#24
I never leave my laptop unattended unless there is a friend around who can look after my stuff.
I prefer them snooping around my laptop than returning to the table and find nothing.

Why don't you download a couple of porn pics and set his laptop to switch the wallpaper every couple of minutes between them
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#25
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Make a drawing of the laptop, and underneath it write a clue, then go and hide the laptop somewhere in the building.


This. And make it a series of clues, so they have to go on a big long hunt for it.


I've already got the first one for you:

Inattentive are you,
Leaving such an item to thieves,
Look in a place where one might poo,
If your laptop it is you want to retrieve.
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try alt+f4


I have a Mac


Adding to the scavenger hunt idea, make sure when he finds it his backround is a troll face.
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#28
Actually, a more subtle idea - make a desktop background that makes it look like their computer has a virus. When my computer got a virus, the background was changed to blue with white 0101010101010100 everywhere and in the middle, big red letters "WARNING - YOUR COMPUTER HAS DETECTED A VIRUS" or something like that.
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#30
I like the riddles idea...but I leave my laptop unattended quite a bit while in the library. I figure there are usually quite a few people around, so hopefully someone would notice.
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#31
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This. And make it a series of clues, so they have to go on a big long hunt for it.


I've already got the first one for you:

Inattentive are you,
Leaving such an item to thieves,
Look in a place where one might poo,
If your laptop it is you want to retrieve.



Inattentive are you,
Leaving such an item to thieves,
Look in a place where one might poo,
If your laptop it is you want to retrieve.

Ah, alas!
The clue ends not there,
For the next hint you must complete a dare,
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Into the ladies, you must try.
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#32
You are all flaming amateurs.

Go to the desktop. Press the printscreen key. Now open up paint, and press ctrl +v to paste the image. Save the image, and then set it as their desktop background. Now right click on the desktop, and under "view" uncheck "show desktop icons" and "show desktop gadgets".

Enjoy as they try to click on icons that aren't there anymore.
#33
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You are all flaming amateurs.

Go to the desktop. Press the printscreen key. Now open up paint, and press ctrl +v to paste the image. Save the image, and then set it as their desktop background. Now right click on the desktop, and under "view" uncheck "show desktop icons" and "show desktop gadgets".

Enjoy as they try to click on icons that aren't there anymore.

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#35
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I like the riddles idea...but I leave my laptop unattended quite a bit while in the library. I figure there are usually quite a few people around, so hopefully someone would notice.



don't assume they will, I've acted like I stole my friends laptop a lot, and no one ever stops me, they just look at me like "wtf?"
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#36
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You are all flaming amateurs.

Go to the desktop. Press the printscreen key. Now open up paint, and press ctrl +v to paste the image. Save the image, and then set it as their desktop background. Now right click on the desktop, and under "view" uncheck "show desktop icons" and "show desktop gadgets".

Enjoy as they try to click on icons that aren't there anymore.

I just did this to the guy next to me before I left the library. Awesome.
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#38
Quote by toby3p0
I like the riddles idea...but I leave my laptop unattended quite a bit while in the library. I figure there are usually quite a few people around, so hopefully someone would notice.

How would they all know that it's not the thief's laptop? What if they assume that maybe you sent a friend to fetch your laptop? Most of all, what if they don't care because it's not their laptop?

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You are all flaming amateurs.

Go to the desktop. Press the printscreen key. Now open up paint, and press ctrl +v to paste the image. Save the image, and then set it as their desktop background. Now right click on the desktop, and under "view" uncheck "show desktop icons" and "show desktop gadgets".

Enjoy as they try to click on icons that aren't there anymore.

Another good idea.

This thread has so many nice ideas to try.
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How would they all know that it's not the thief's laptop? What if they assume that maybe you sent a friend to fetch your laptop? Most of all, what if they don't care because it's not their laptop?

It's really a stupid idea on my part, I know. I just like to pretend that I can have still hold onto my faith in humanity
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