#2
Amputate it. It's the only way.

Trust me, i'm a doctor.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#3
GTF out of the Pit and go see a doctor.

Or just squeeze all the pus out and rip the entire toenail off. Start fresh and anew.
#5
it's from too much weed, vicodin, and your inability to buy condoms
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Careful, guys, she might be a pitophile


you misspelled pedophile

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#6
I had one, had it operated on...no biggie...
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.