#1
Mine is currently getting spammed with offers of Cheap Viagra. lol.
RIP Tom Searle.
#2
dead babies in junk
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#4
online baking verifications for banks i don't even have an account open with... i mean seriously... who uses 'cahoot' anymore?

also


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Cheap viagra and heart attack prevention medicine. lol.

ironic that viagra can cause heart attacks xD
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Last edited by Dempsey68 at Apr 7, 2011,
#9
i get tons of cheap viagra offers and dick extension devices, thank god i have gmail.
#12
That I am the only living relative of some rich Arab dude and I get all his stuff
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#13
A junior sports team manager accidentaly entered my email into their competition system instead of mine, so I constantly get emails such as "Deadline for participation is soon, make sure to sign up!", or "Thursday's match will now take place at 5:30 on court 2", and etc.

I think it's just great that I'm potentially jeapordizing some youth basketball leauge somewhere.
#17
I don't know if this counts as spam, but a couple of months ago I got an e-mail from an agent that finds record labels for artists. He told me he doesn't get paid before he finds a record deal for me (he gets 5%).

So I sent him some of my music and waited. And then nothing happened.

Until about two days ago, I get this e-mail from "Chemikal Records" telling me they want to get me signed immediately and will give me a house and two cars in London, and as soon as I sign the 5 year contract I receive 6.3 Million GBP as chest cash (wtv that is).
They also wanted me to begin recording immediately in Australia so I get finished with my first studio album.
Then I can begin a world tour opening for major bands (only if my album is any success)

Then I kept reading the email till I reached the part where it says "We have also decided to pay for your plane ticket to the UK plus your residence visa charges"

Sounds totally awesome right?

No.
After that it says "Please wire 683 GBP so we can pay for your travel costs"


Fml....
#18
For the last 3 years I've been getting an email every day about how my WoW account has been hacked into. I don't have an account...

Oh and last week, someone spammed me almost 60 times in an hour with pictures of cats.
cat
Last edited by guitarxo at Apr 7, 2011,
#19
Free spoon samples. I got 6 different spoons and forks.
Porn.
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#20
Vaginas. Vaginas everywhere.

Or so those horribly spelled emails with abhorrent grammar claimed.
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#22
Naked pics of TS's mom.
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#23
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Naked pics of TS's mom.



haar de har.

I wake up to yet more Viagra offers.
RIP Tom Searle.