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#1
Input some text, then it will be translated through 20 random languages and then back to English. You can get some interesting results:
http://www.translation-telephone.com/

My best one was:
Input - I took a big shit in the sink
Output - Shit serious accident

The best one I came across was:
Input - Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.
Output - Capitalism: the path of God, what a smart decision that was wrong.


So pit, try and come up with some interesting results!
#2
I jump between male and female monkeys in the clouds were the spiritual attacks.


...I won't tell you what the original was.
Schecter C-1 Elite-->BOSS ME-20-->B-52 AT100 2x12

Quote by laid-to-waste
Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


E-Paramour of Andrea55
#3
Quote by ShiningEntity
Input: Searchbar
Output: Searchbar

Already done that
#6
Input: I am a massive homoerotic bender and I love to masturbate penises
Output: City has enough gay porn, I masturbate my penis

What.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Input: He's climbing in your windows; he's snatching your people up. Trying to rape them so you all need to hide your kids, hide your wife

Output: People come to the window. Do not try to hide his wife and children and rape to hide.
Schecter C-1 Elite-->BOSS ME-20-->B-52 AT100 2x12

Quote by laid-to-waste
Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


E-Paramour of Andrea55
#8
"So anyway, it was just me and this black chick, but her cousin was there for some reason, too."
became
"But I must say, a black woman, but her cousin was, as one reason or another."
Obviously.
#9
Input: Your father hates you and you were adopted
Output: I hate you dad

EDIT: Inspired by the spider cocoon thread
Input: The arachnid uprising will take us all
Output: Includes all areas.

Also



Those crazy Persians
Last edited by SkepsisMetal at Apr 7, 2011,
#10
Input: The thread starter of this thread obviously hasn't payed attention to the fifty other threads exactly like this one.

Output: This is the beginning of history, among other side is not clear.
Schecter C-1 Elite-->BOSS ME-20-->B-52 AT100 2x12

Quote by laid-to-waste
Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


E-Paramour of Andrea55
#11
I put the OP of my penis envy thread in and this is what came out:

After dinner, my friend, I have a good idea and I would like to know how to configure and snake blood, I mean penis size for each host or six 2-inch color screen
#13
input: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck my dick
output: bitch is not foutr, but you tricks and lick and suck seed

also:
input: lick my dirty ballsack because i know you want to
output: Because I know that I contaminated my ball color
Last edited by vagelier at Apr 7, 2011,
#14


Input: The massive monster ate 100 hot dogs and then puked orange junk all over his wife.
Output: Dinner, sauces, 100, orange monster girl great success.
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#15
Input-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
Output-When you come, you should bottle.
Quote by Natrone
I'm a pretty hardcore Christian. I would like to sincerely apologize that you ran into that little fucktard


Quote by mystique facade
dale-banez made a fool of himself..lol



my gear:

oh wait, no one cares
#16
INPUT: Believe in God and religion, and give the church all of your money.

OUTPUT: Faith and trust in God all the money to the church.
I forgot how to play guitar. Q_Q
#17
Input - Fernando Torres is not a really shit player.
Output - Fernando is a bad player..

Got the answer I was looking for
#18
Input: 7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Output: 7:00, moving to create new foods, to wake up.


EDIT: Ninja!

Inspired by At The Gates, Dimension Zero, The Black Dahlia Murder etc.

Malsrud

Swedish Melodic Death Metal

Debut album The Disclosure available for free listening at
Facebook and Spotify

#19
Input: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Output: All is well. However, most flights are available groped.

Input: United will win the cup
Outcome: Us, United States
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
Last edited by CheezMeUp at Apr 7, 2011,
#20
I'm guessing nearly all those in the recent section are from you guys
#22
Quote by Duffman123
I'm guessing nearly all those in the recent section are from you guys

Filed under recent:
"The thread starter of this thread obviously hasn't payed attention to the fifty other 1 views
threads exactly like this one."
#23
Even better one
INPUT: I just had sex with your mom, bitch!
OUTPUT: I met your mother, June, and I think this bitch!
I forgot how to play guitar. Q_Q
#24
Quote by recent
duffman is a dumb bitch, i want to murder him in his face





#25
Input: I wish I had smaller nipples.
Output: I have small breasts.
Quote by Lots O' FX
There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

Quote by skwelcher
I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
#26
Quote by hippogasmo
Input: I wish I had smaller nipples.
Output: I have small breasts.


This is the truth, your breast are to small for your nipples, making them look big.
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#27
I: Hand me the spanner, fellow gentleman of noble birth.
O: Key O Lord, to the problem.

I: Stop stealing my virgins, Hassan.
O: Officer, theft selected.
🙈 🙉 🙊
Last edited by entity0009 at Apr 7, 2011,
#28
Input: The sex was so filthy I had to go get the bleach afterwards.
Output: Sex is a dirty business, so I'll wash the dishes..
#29
Input: You may say that I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one, I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will be as one. (I did random.)

Output: 면 리비아 "Velka 그들 Челини 해안 ESTE een samenvatting 응, Etta hazi'koncertМСП ktory samenvatting van de 해봐 샘 의 의의 Némoz van pomoct, zvuk Актиния 응" Zvierataмеморандумзасътрудничество scherm.
Mundo E Loro Tshe marmellata Nіs saњara-une, Portugaliјa, SSC E marmellata vetmi UNE, UNE PA Nіsh tsы shpresoј Іl banbino LMS chanjman Іl bashkohet pa avviare Іl PTSG manjyar A Nіsha.


WE FARKING BROKE IT
Quote by Lots O' FX
There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

Quote by skwelcher
I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
#31
Input: What is this I don't even
Output: No.


wat

Input: Yo dawg I heard you like translating so we put a translator in your translator so you can translate while you translate.
Output: Yo Dawg קומו אונה Traduccion de la Traduccion Oido heicteár דה lo que en su במאי Pronunciación zatkli Ueda Preložiť Antes Que Preložiť אל faoi Pismo Tiempo.

Last edited by greenwoodfan93 at Apr 7, 2011,
#32
Input: O mighty divine coolness, reveal to me thy secret, that I may be as cool as thou

Output: LOF odsłonić أنا tajemnicę mądrości twojej Bosko, جاك موجي BOS Sze Partee לא מגניב



Signatureless. And this doesn't count. Because I said so.
#33
Input:
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder

Output:
When I look back, the spirit, I think I screamed in my head, surprising even the band of smoke through the trees and vote for those who saw my thoughts and my stay
Quote by Boonnoo666
Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#35
Quote by CheezMeUp
Input: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Output: All is well. However, most flights are available groped.

Oh god, win.


Here's mine:

Input: Call me Ishmael. I was born on the 23rd of may in the small town of Nantucket unto a poor couple.
Output: Call me Ishmael. Kappurunantaketto poor city in 23 hours after birth

wat


The first lines from Strapping Young Lad's "Almost Again":

Input: So it's over, so you're on your own. Almost again, almost again. Almost again, I have
Output: This question is closed. Starting near the back. Reaping the full benefits.



They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me ridin dirty.

turns to

Saw that the picture of the role of the evil, I want to go.

Holy crap, that output line sounds like part of an awesome song
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Apr 7, 2011,
#36
I was looking out my window and saw guy masturbating. As such as this turns me on, I made up my mind to furiously wank off to this, so I drop my pants and gave the death grip. The niggar spotted me though and closed the blinds. It was a sad day.


Translation
I looked out the window and all I saw. I myself, I decided to help my pants fly off the handle and this question, even turned black shutters, and C, this is a sad day when.


2
****** ****** boner boner. Just remembered that one of the kids who went to my grade school had the last name as boner. It was quite funny and caused him to be made fun of tons.


negres negres stupid country. I elementary school age children, a judge of the voters to remember names. Interesting, very interesting, because of the deal
Hello Will You Be My Freind?
Quote by guitar-guy69
i knocked a girl up once but thank the lord it died inside her

Quote by guitar-guy69
Guitar-guy69 your the best

Quote by guitar-guy69
my penis floats when its in the water so it always looks hard

Hello my name is guy i like my women naked and aroused lol
Last edited by guitar-guy69 at Apr 7, 2011,
#37
Input: I want to kick you like an innocent puppy

Output: I walked the dog for mistakes.

...I think something was lost in the translation.
My babies:
-Epiphone 1958 Korina Explorer
-Peavey Vypyr 30
-Epiphone Hummingbird
#38
Input: Help! I accidentally flushed my dinosaur down the toilet, I wonder if he'll return one day
Output: Please help! I was wrong about the distribution of the dinosaurs - the experience and think again.

Input: Is there a God? Or were the atheists right?
Output: There is no God. Is not it?

There you go folks, conclusive proof.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#39
Q: Hello, what is the way to the post office?
A: Hey, who is posting?


Mind... blown.
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#40
lol what?

Input: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Output: How much wood can wood Chad voodtshukk American Groundhog even in the United States. It.?
My babies:
-Epiphone 1958 Korina Explorer
-Peavey Vypyr 30
-Epiphone Hummingbird
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