#1
Well, when I was browsing the interwebz, I found this:

Opa, döner, poodles, bread

It's so random, I had myself in tears. I wanted more! I need more!
So, share your songs with random lyrics.
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#3
Start trouble, spread pain
Piss and venom in your veins
Talk nasty, breathe fire
Smell rotten, you're a liar
Sweat liquor, breathe snot
Eat garbage, spit blood
Diseased, health hazard
Scum bag, ****ing bastard
Grease face, teeth decay
Hair matted, drunk all day
Abscessed, sunken veins
Rot gut, scrambled brain
Steal money, crash cars
Rob jewelry, hock guitars
Rot in hell, it's time you know
To your master, off you go

Megadeth's "Liar"
#6
From a P Money song:
"Man says he's gonna kill me on the MSN, so I type back Lol, okay."

From a Skepta song:
"My shits so heavy, the toilet waters splashin' on my arse."
#9
I'm a masochistic machine; I **** where I shit where I eat.
Gibson Faded Cherry Flying V
Epiphone Goldtop Les Paul
Digitech Whammy Pedal
Dunlop Crybaby Wah Pedal
Boss DD-3 digital delay pedal
Electro-Harmonix Hot Tubes Real Tube Distortion pedal
#11
Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough


Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.



Awesome song.


Also,
I ripped her limb from fucking limb. Just one less slut to walk this fucking earth.
I will spit right in your fucking face.
How does it taste after the lips are sealed below your waist.

You will never fuck again!

From Vicer Exciser by Whitechapel. Love it
Last edited by SkepsisMetal at Apr 7, 2011,
#12
Cigaro(Awesome song!)
My **** is much bigger than yours,
My **** can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My shit stinks much better than yours,
My shit stinks right down to the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my ****?
Can't you see that you love my ****?
Can't you see that we love my ****?

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My **** is much bigger than yours,
My **** can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!


Chic 'N Stu(Another Awesome Song)
This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#13
I'm shaking like a dog shitting razor blades.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
SikTh - How May I Help You.
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I don't do things small


Except children.
#15
Quote by J.Simpson
Anything by Beck makes me go 'lolwut'.


take me home in my elevator bones!
*drumfill*
that was a good drum break

epicest line ever.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#16
Just type the Macc Lads into youtube and laugh away.
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#18
Quote by SG_dave
Tinie Tempah
"I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe"

Good god, the best line in any song ever.


He never EVER wants to go to Scunthorpe. Noone does.


My favourite funny line in a song is pretty much anything from "10 foot **** and a few hundred virgins" by Tim Minchin, for example, this one is genius...

"So if I'm feeling randy, I'm not allowed a hand shandy, but having sex with my family, thats just ****ing great"
#19
^

Southampton's not too great either

/Pompey fan
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#20
Quote by SlipknotRule93
^

Southampton's not too great either

/Pompey fan



/Southampton uni student

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



Steam: | PSN: Zeroxxed | Twitter:
#21
Anything by Psychostick, dude.
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#22
Quote by Kilobyte


/Southampton uni student




/Born and raised in and around Portsmouth
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#23
Quote by Tim the Rocker
Anything by Psychostick, dude.

THIS.
ABCDeath is the best ever
SNSD
#25
Gadji beri bimbra clandridi
Lauli lonni cadori gadjam
A bim beri glassala glandride
E glassala tuffm i zimbra

Bim blassa galassasa zimbrabim
Blassa gallassasa zimbrabim

A bim beri glassala gladrid
E glassala tuffm i zimbra

Gadji beri bimba glandridi
Lauli lonni cadori gadjam
A bim beri glassala glandrid
E glassala tuffm i zimbra
#29
Gender bending is a hobby of mine
Its probably my favorite past time
In my room on my own
Got makeup to match my skin tone
Its a shame I cant tell my friends
Im not a woman or a man
Some freaky thing in between
Hanging 'round the drag queen scene
Prowling the streets late at night
Searching for Mr. Right
Get him alone in my room
Hoping this doesnt spell my doom
He finally finds the wiener im packing
Beats me up for the vagina im lacking
In the hospital once again
Because of my lust for men
The doctor says I should cut it out
One of these days youll die no doubt
But I just want a man
Not some faggot "sparkle Dan"
Out cruising the streets a while later
Hoping I dont see another fag hater
I just wanna get fucked like a woman
And not be beaten like one
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#30
The lack of Mr. Bungle in this thread is both disappointing and sickening.

Squeeze me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7p623CBvI
(Try to sing along.)


I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
#31
"Pardon me bitch as I shit on your grass/
That means, ho, you've been shitted on/
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn!"
-RIP ODB.
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My two pennies- theory. Learn it.
Skills. Get them.
Hair. Grow it to your ass.

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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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Sorry, but because you listen to Tool doesn't mean you're intelligent.
#32
Gama Bomb

Final Fight

Cody, Mad Gear, Haggar, vengeful, slums,
uptown, subway, Hollywood, 2P, Axel,
Sodom, Thrasher, katana, barrels,
dynamite, burger

Subway, city, violence, cage
Thriving on the streets of rage

My car, street fighter, wheelchair, pipe knife,
glazed ham, trash can, Molotov, Jenny
Get the **** up out of that chair it's you
I'm battering now
Armies of the night combined can't stop
revenge somehow
A moustache-wielding mayor with two-fisted
slamming power
To save my daughter and eat the hams is the
order of the hour

Pure brilliance
#33
Quote by 'Merican
THIS.
ABCDeath is the best ever


The one about the song being a sandwich always cracks me up.
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#34
Quote by J.Simpson
Anything by Beck makes me go 'lolwut'.


THIS.

Oh, and this part of "(s)AINT" by Marilyn Manson" always makes me chuckle a little for some reason too.

You said I tasted famous so I drew you a heart,
but now I'm not an artist I'm a ****ing work of art