Poll: Is Woffelz 14 or 15?
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View poll results: Is Woffelz 14 or 15?
14 year old useless thread starter
100 95%
15 year old thick skulled teen
5 5%
Voters: 105.
#1
My 15th birthday is on the 10/04/11
Am I still 14 NOW, or should I just round up my age to 15?

Yes, I know this thread is useless, but I would like to know
if you all round your age : P

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Woffelz

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Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
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I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
#3
You're 14, 11 months, and a bunch of days.

Now shut up and wank or drink cough syrup or whatever it is people your age do.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#5


You're 14.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
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#7
TS just made a big mistake.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
#8
Quote by TheBurningFish
You're 14, 11 months, and a bunch of days.

Now shut up and wank or drink cough syrup or whatever it is people your age do.


Most of us enjoy wanking to cough syrup.
Woffelz

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Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
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I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
#9
Quote by Woffelz
I enjoy wanking to cough syrup.


...no?

I think you might have even invented robofapping.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#10
Quote by Woffelz
Most of us enjoy wanking to cough syrup.

Use it as lube and your dick will start tripping balls.


o_________________________o
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#13
I'm 21 and what it is.

Society doesn't round up your age. And neither does the clerk at the liquor store around my corner
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#14
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You're 14. Deal with it.

You would know.

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#15
Uhhhh, hello??
You're -2 days old if your birthday is on the 10th day of the 4th month in the year 2011.
#16
Quote by TheBurningFish
Use it as lube and your dick will start tripping balls.


o_________________________o



It would only think it has an erection.
#19
what is this, i dont even...


...but when i do, i drink Dos Equis!
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#20
Don't admit you're 14. I lose respect for you.

(This applies to anyone under 17 on here. Deal with it)

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Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#21
You were born in October... of course you're 14.
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#22
Quote by sloppyjoe24
Don't admit you're 14. I lose respect for you.

(This applies to anyone under 17 on here. Deal with it)

Why 17? That seems arbitrary. What if the person in question was a highly respectable 16 year old neurosurgeon?
#23
Quote by :Vicious--
You were born in October... of course you're 14.

My first thoughts, but then I remembered that some weird people writes dates with the day first..
#24
Quote by TheAbsentOne
My first thoughts, but then I remembered that some weird people writes dates with the day first..

Bah dum tsh.

TS might be american btw...
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Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
#26
Quote by Masamune
Nah, he's a Brit.

Oh
E-married to BlessedRebel15
Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
Quote by CrunchyRoll
I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
#27
Quote by Masamune
Why 17? That seems arbitrary. What if the person in question was a highly respectable 16 year old neurosurgeon?


Like a neurosurgeon would spend his time in the Pit?

17 is just the right age. Don't fight it.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#28
Quote by sloppyjoe24
Like a neurosurgeon would spend his time in the Pit?

17 is just the right age. Don't fight it.

Good thing I turn 19 in exactly a month.

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#31
TS needs a new amp for his birthday.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.