#2


Brilliant marketing strategy. They need a fat woman for their business mascot.
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There's a place my old orchestra teacher worked at called "Gospel and Grits." Not as good as "Fat Ho" but just thought I'd mention it.
#6
Why do news reporters always talk like that?
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#8
"Supa Dupa Fly Ho... with cheese"

2:04 OMG
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little wangs hotdogs.
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#10
sometimes local restaurants or stores come with those funny names, where I live recently open the Doogie howser drugstore
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I know of a local laundromat named Cok Laundry.

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Ahh lol I loved that, man. I have a friend in TX, Ill ask her about this!
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"...wishes the name was a little more... ho-ly"


God damn it.


i thought she was gonna go with whole-some. which probably would have been a better pun as holy doesnt really make sense in the context.
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This one's a resort in the UK lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyKFkkcHAc


I knew what this was before I clicked on the link.
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#18
My girlfriend went to South Carolina for spring break and there was a restaurant called Dick's Last Resort, which they call it that because the servers intentionally act like dicks to the customers to be humorous.
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somtimes i love usa

edit; okay, how can anybody not laugh when they intentionally interview a portly black lady and she goes "ookee, seriously, fat ho?!"
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#23
Wow, not only is the name hilarious, she's pissed off the people at the Christian cafe nearby.


This woman is doing it right.
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My girlfriend went to South Carolina for spring break and there was a restaurant called Dick's Last Resort, which they call it that because the servers intentionally act like dicks to the customers to be humorous.


I've been to Dick's before. They make you huge paper hats to wear and write insulting/offensive things on them, it can be pretty entertaining.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#26
I agree with what she was saying, I often found myself saying stuff like "That ho is big." and "Look at them hos" to describe inanimate objects.

I wanna go there, food looks delicious.
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