#1
Did I get the title right? hehe...

Anyway, I've got a really important test coming up, worth 25% of all my French paper. I've got 5 other subjects and together with French, these tests basically decide what I can do with my life.

So, this test is 12 minutes of spoken French, with the examiner recording each one of us, one by one, in a room on our own. They ask us questions regarding school, family, mon quartier, jobs, my future, my weekends, past times, holidays, travel and social problems.

I was wondering if you would have any little bits of French to impress the examiner with? I'm not exactly the best student so I want to try to impress them a small bit
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#4
Merci vocous Eiffel Tower baguette.
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#6
"Que pasa? Me llamo es (your name here). Soy muy avertido, ahora quítate tu pantalones, o voy a estar muy enojado contigo."

Oh wait....

Wrong language. Sorry. I don't know anything about French.
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#7
Also,

omleete du fromage.
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#8
Vous étés malade dans la tete avec fromage.
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Also,

omleete du fromage.


it's funny, but that phrase is grammatically incorrect.
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Vous étés malade dans la tete avec fromage.


sick in the head with cheese?

This makes no sense man
#13
Throw in an osti que vous êtes laide tabarnak if things aren't going your way, maybe he'll think you are from Quebec.
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it's funny, but that phrase is grammatically incorrect.

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ah, but people don't realize that it is incorrect, and ignorance is no laughing matter.
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#18
Well do you know how to form the subjunctive? It's pretty easy to get that in without it sounding forced and examiners tend to go apeshit over it.
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