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#1
So pit,
In the even of a zombie apocalypse what weapon would you use?
I personally would use a machete and a shotgun combo.
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#2
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#3
Nuke.
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#5


With a banjo.
they're coming to take me away
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#6
An array for different situations.

But mainly I'd run like a mother****er.
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#8
A machete would be useless, it'd just get stuck. And a shotgun would be loud and just draw in other zombies.
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#9
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Nuke.

which kills others survivors, ruijns food, and possibly mutates the zombies... congrats you just explained the existence of teh witcch in left 4 dead.
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#18
I'd just hold out on top of a snow capped mountain or in a desert, making occasional trips back to civilisation just to see if the zombies were gone yet.

I'd pack an ACR with a tracer rounds for shits n giggles.

Oh, a a ****LOAD of cocaine, just to make things more interesting.
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#20
A light rifle that can hold many bullets.

Lighter bullets as well, so you can hold much more ammo.
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#21
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A machete would be useless, it'd just get stuck.


it's quite obvious that you haven't read the zombie survival guide.
a machete is almost the ideal weapon.
the blade is not too long, so you'll have problems in narrow rooms.
a good machete is sharp as hell and most important: BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING!
What?
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#24
a G11.

more likely OP's shotgun/machete set up. I could probably get my hands on those more easily.

the only thing I have right now is an aluminum bat and some steak knives.
#27
I think it's fairly obvious that these two would be superior over all.


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#28
Something easy to wield to cause blunt trauma like a wooden baseball bat or similar.
And a handgun with a large mag capacity, like an M9 or a Mk23 or something.
Also, comfortable shoes for running in

EDIT: ^ ^ A Lancer? Why didn't I think of that
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#29
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#30
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it's quite obvious that you haven't read the zombie survival guide.
a machete is almost the ideal weapon.
the blade is not too long, so you'll have problems in narrow rooms.
a good machete is sharp as hell and most important: BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING!


However they become blunt and will eventually bend of crack due to excess stress and over-use. In order to use a machete you would need to be somewhere you should be avoiding at all costs - feet away from a rabid ****ing zombie.

Therefore, a large distance, high powered sniper rifle, assault rifle and then a machete for those instances where you HAVE to go inside. Either a machete or a AA-12 shotgun, SPAS-12 or MP5K for close quarters.
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#31
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Type "kill zombie"

press search.

google will save you.

and thats why you die first. not becasue google didn't save you. not because the zombies got you. But because our survivor group decided to burn you for being a witch. Trust me... you were a necessary sacrifice.
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#32
I'm really struggling with the fact that the "K" in your title is capitalized
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#34
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However they become blunt and will eventually bend of crack due to excess stress and over-use. In order to use a machete you would need to be somewhere you should be avoiding at all costs - feet away from a rabid ****ing zombie.

Therefore, a large distance, high powered sniper rifle, assault rifle and then a machete for those instances where you HAVE to go inside. Either a machete or a AA-12 shotgun, SPAS-12 or MP5K for close quarters.

Oh right of course we use the high powered rifle that makes too much noise and attracts more zombies.
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#35
Imagine the fun you could have on a heavily defended hill somewhere with infinite zombies a couple hundred feet away, tons of cocaine and an M203 grenade launcher with infinite ammo...
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#37
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Imagine the fun you could have on a heavily defended hill somewhere with infinite zombies a couple hundred feet away, tons of cocaine and an M203 grenade launcher with infinite ammo...

And you are second in command.
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#38
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#40
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it's quite obvious that you haven't read the zombie survival guide.
a machete is almost the ideal weapon.
the blade is not too long, so you'll have problems in narrow rooms.
a good machete is sharp as hell and most important: BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING!


A machete is perfect...right up until it gets stuck in cartilage, sinew or some other similar body tissue. And besides, what are you going to do? Chopping a head off is about the only effect thing a machete could do, and that would require accuracy, strength and timing that is inapplicable in a horde scenario. Also, blades require constant maintenance, and even if you did chop the head off, it could still bite you, thus infecting you. A blunt weapon would be far more effective as they require less strength to deal incapacitating damage and would be able to destroy the brain outright, 'killing' the zombie.
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