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#1
So I'm planning on getting a job this one music store to help pay for school and I've talked with the store manager/owner about a job but seeing as I'm not yet 18 I wont be able to work there for a bit. So in the meantime he's asked me to sell myself to him over email...

Any ideas pit?
#5
dude, get nude
Lets jump in a pool


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#6
I guess you haven't worked before anyway then... Dunno, speak about your music experiences, might show that you'll be able to tell good advice to the customers...
#8
Start off with a nude picture.
Then say: "I don't mean to brag, but..."
Brag your way to his heart.
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#12
Selling yourself is business speak for sending nude photos.


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#14
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I guess you haven't worked before anyway then... Dunno, speak about your music experiences, might show that you'll be able to tell good advice to the customers...


C-c-c-combo breaker.


OT: Send nudes, "sell yourself" and "show yourself" are interchangeable.
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#18
Good advice to the customers? That's not what they want. They want someone who can unload music to customers, even if they don't like it. You want to show that you can sell things, not have integrity.
#20
No no no, dont go straight into nudes. Start off with a picture with your shirt undoe a bit, and gradually get nuder in each pic.


Or, being sensible, as well as showing him you have a good knowledge of music, instruments, the products they sell and customer experience, sow him you are trust worthy, a hard working, a team playing but that you can also work on your own.

Say, if you have ever done some thing like be a class rep at school, or volunteered for some thing charitable. Or if you dont have some thing like that just talk about successes in the past, for example in an exam, or gaining a certain skill and talk about how hard you worked to achieve it.


Also, you could ask if yo could do a couple of work experience shifts in his store completely for free and prove to him that you are right for the job. Prove to him that you are willing to work, capable of doing and job and that you really really want it.


And if all fails, go nude.
#21
Quote by jkielq91
No no no, dont go straight into nudes. Start off with a picture with your shirt undoe a bit, and gradually get nuder in each pic.


Or, being sensible, as well as showing him you have a good knowledge of music, instruments, the products they sell and customer experience, sow him you are trust worthy, a hard working, a team playing but that you can also work on your own.

Say, if you have ever done some thing like be a class rep at school, or volunteered for some thing charitable. Or if you dont have some thing like that just talk about successes in the past, for example in an exam, or gaining a certain skill and talk about how hard you worked to achieve it.


Also, you could ask if yo could do a couple of work experience shifts in his store completely for free and prove to him that you are right for the job. Prove to him that you are willing to work, capable of doing and job and that you really really want it.


And if all fails, go nude.

Done!
#23
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Send him nudes of you and your mother.

But TS's mother could look like Snooki. And none of us want to see that..
#24
Quote by TheAbsentOne
But TS's mother could look like Snooki. And none of us want to see that..


Fine.....


Nudes of his father.
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#25
psh amateurs, TS you need to send nudes of your grandfather.
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#26
My immediate thought when seeing the title: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANE, you don't have to put on the REEEED LIGHTS!...
My immediate thought when reading the first post: Definitely send nudes. Of you and your girlfriend. P.S. I'm your boss, just PM them to me.
#27
You guys, think deeper.

Get a time machine,
go back in time,
get nudes of your great-great-great grandfather,
sell them for millions,
?????,
profit!

Oh and then send me nudes of your girlfriend.
#29
Send him nude pictures of himself.

Really though, just write up a resume. And polish/sugar-coat everything. Make it sound like you know and have done more than you have. Walked a dog before? "Veterinary Experience."
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#31
Send nudes to me, and let me judge if they're acceptable enough.
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#35
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Send nudes.


this....

...But send pictures of she-males. either you'll get a wtf reaction or your potential future boss is into the freaky ass shit.
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#36
Don't listen to these clowns. Test the water first. Just send a picture of you lifting up your shirt showing off your abs and write "Like what you see?"

Or send him a picture of those sexy little toes.
#39
Send me nudes.

No reason, just since you might as well while you're at it.
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