#1
Now, I'm sure we've all seen the t-shirts that have this phrase plastered on the front, and while it is hilarious, these moments do truly exist.

Today I was supposed to meet up with a girl I know and I'm almost 100% abso-fucking-lutely positive that some fellatio would have ensued, so I shaved my junk to be courteous.

Then she calls me and says her parents won't let her leave because of the weather. Go figure.

So now I'm sitting at home on UG, browsing the Pit. I shaved my balls for THIS? Damn.

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#2
wat
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#5
LoL wat

Seriously TS why shave your balls?
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#7
I don't shave, my girlfriend thinks my balls look silly shaved. She fellates me anyway, and she does it quite well. Fat chicks rule.
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#8
I think somebody needs to make a comic of this. We could make the next FUUUUUUUUUU-/Challenge accepted etc. guy.
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#10
You don't need to shave your balls, just shave the crotch region surrounding the base of your dick.
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#13
I just make women choke on my ball hair.
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#14
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You don't need to shave your balls, just shave the crotch region surrounding the base of your dick.


Meh, I started to just plow the upper 40, but then I looked at it and having a bald upper-crotch with a ganglion of hair jutting out of the bottom of my balls just looked ridiculous, so I went full-shaved.

Sue me.
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I think somebody needs to make a comic of this. We could make the next FUUUUUUUUUU-/Challenge accepted etc. guy.


Meme's make themselves.
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#17
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I shave for no one!

My friends, you shave for no man.
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#18
I hate shaving down there in general.
It makes it
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#21
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I hate shaving down there in general.
It makes it

It makes your balls feel like food?
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#22
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I think somebody needs to make a comic of this. We could make the next FUUUUUUUUUU-/Challenge accepted etc. guy.


It's OC
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#23
Listen, chucklefuck, if your kiwi fruits don't have fur like kiwi-fruits, then it can only mean they're grapes.


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#27
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It makes your balls feel like food?


It makes my balls Itchy and Scratchy.
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#28
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It makes my balls Itchy and Scratchy.


Surely it makes them look like Pinky and the Brain?
#29
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Meh, I started to just plow the upper 40, but then I looked at it and having a bald upper-crotch with a ganglion of hair jutting out of the bottom of my balls just looked ridiculous, so I went full-shaved.

Sue me.

Just a suggestion, I find shaving my balls to be difficult and I often end up hurting myself, so I decided it isn't worth it, they'll just grow back longer and be more difficult to shave again, so I leave them be.
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Snake?

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#30
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Girls don't like shaved manhood in general. Trimmed is fine, but not shaved.

Maybe that's just because where you're from you're all hairy beasts and a bald spot would look weird?

Just my guess
#31
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