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#3
Say waaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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#6
Quote by GS LEAD 5
Wont believe till its on BBC.

Yeah, ditto.
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#8
Quote by Masamune
Haven't gone through the links yet but I'm going to remain skeptical.


It is an FBI document, a legit one as well. The thing is it only says it was reported, not really saying it happened.
#12
It doesn't say much of anything now does it?
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Do you think the aliens know that we know about them?

Worse, they know we don't know if they know that we know.
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Worse, they know we don't know if they know that we know.


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#17
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Eh, until i see bodies and UFO's i am skeptical. But slightly believed.


I take it you never saw the documentary Independence Day? There's bodies and a fully functional flying saucer, dude.
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#18
So the FBI confirms somebody told them something that somebody says the AF told them.
Ya invasion is imminent.

High powered radar was able to supposedly disable 3 supposed alien spacecraft. Ya right.
A kid with a wrist rocket and a bag of marbles would have a better chance.
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#20
Ok, basically the document is saying an Air Force Investigator reported that they found flying saucers in N.M. with three bodies inside of 3-foot tall Humanoid beings covered in fine metallic cloth and bandaged up like a blackout suit.
It doesn't say much of anything really, but conspiracy nuts will jump on it. Until we see something like an official Autopsy report or something similar come out, I'm still remaining Skeptical.
#23
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#26
I've always had one eye on the subject, but remained skeptical due to it's ludicrous nature. Guy's like Bob Lazar have been a very interesting case on the subject and haven't been debunked aside from documents being wiped, but his personal experiences can refute it. He did an long interview on Coast to Coast back in the 90s with Art Bell which was very informative: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKcLPHjabqA

Now, I'm still extremely skeptical because as Carl Sagan puts it "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." But it has seemed like minuscule bits of evidence or hints to evidence have sequentially been released over time. I'm not swayed yet, but that eye I had opened on it has definitely opened a bit larger.
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#27
Oh look, I found an image of one of the alien's bodies!!
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#29
...april fools FBI? ....ten days late?
thats pretty crazy... like previously posted, MAYBE I'll believe it when I see it (pics and on the news.)

I'm not saying that were the only ones out there, thats just completely ignorant, but IDK, just seems a bit too scifi movie ish to me.
#30
That article did a good job of not really saying much. It basically reported a report of someone in the air force in the '40s. It's hardly evidence of anything. A newspaper containing the same report is just as credible.
#31
Quote by Alexander_BR
The thing is it only says it was reported, not really saying it happened.


^This. I'm predicting that most people will jump to conclusions while reading this and think OMFG ALIENZ ARE FOAR REELZ without noticing that part. I want to know how reputable this "investigator for the Air Force" mentioned in the document is.
#32
Quote by SlayingDragons
That article did a good job of not really saying much. It basically reported a report of someone in the air force in the '40s. It's hardly evidence of anything. A newspaper containing the same report is just as credible.


True, but this guy seems to have connections to the government, and his source [which is blanked out] seems to be from the Air Force.

But IDK.


EDIT: A second one;
http://vault.fbi.gov/Roswell%20UFO/Roswell%20UFO%20Part%201%20of%201/view
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#33
Quote by GS LEAD 5
Wont believe till its on BBC.

...It's from the FBI's website. It's a government document that was released under the Freedom of Information Act.

It doesn't really confirm anything, it just has an account from a supposed eyewitness. I'm skeptical, but I'm surprised the FBI's actually leaking info about Roswell. That's what I'm more surprised about, really.
#35
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...It's from the FBI's website. It's a government document that was released under the Freedom of Information Act.

It doesn't really confirm anything, it just has an account from a supposed eyewitness. I'm skeptical, but I'm surprised the FBI's actually leaking info about Roswell. That's what I'm more surprised about, really.


If it is displayed on the internet so wantonly, then it is surely of little to no consequence to events or circumstances based in reality.
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#37
That document is merely an incident report on what a witness claimed to see. How does that prove anything?
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#38
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That document is merely an incident report on what a witness claimed to see. How does that prove anything?

It doesn't, really. It's just hearsay.
#39
Quote by DonGlover
I've always had one eye on the subject, but remained skeptical due to it's ludicrous nature. Guy's like Bob Lazar have been a very interesting case on the subject and haven't been debunked aside from documents being wiped, but his personal experiences can refute it. He did an long interview on Coast to Coast back in the 90s with Art Bell which was very informative: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKcLPHjabqA

Now, I'm still extremely skeptical because as Carl Sagan puts it "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." But it has seemed like minuscule bits of evidence or hints to evidence have sequentially been released over time. I'm not swayed yet, but that eye I had opened on it has definitely opened a bit larger.


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#40
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Off Topic, I feel like a secret agent when I read the Most Wanted list!!

I feel like I'm reading an unauthorized biography.
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