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#2
Happy day of birth
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#5
Happy forcing your way out of your mothers vagina day!

Unless of course, they were a test-tube baby. In that case it;s the much more catchy:

Happy Vat Extraction Day!
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#7
I usually tell them in person.

But I try and personalize it for each person, if not.
#8
If it's a relative or a close friend: youtube beatle's Birthday song. If not, nothing.
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#9
It's just "happy birthday, ______" unless we are close friends, in which case I say something more personal.
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#10
Happy bidet , god your old.
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#11
Happy birthday!

or

Bappy Hirthday!

Something along those lines.
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#15
"Gratulere med dan "?

Some o' my friends from southwst in Norway simply puts "gralla" or "gratla". I found that weird...
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#16
"May your chest be filled with all the poop your heart desires, bro. Happy Birthday!"
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#18
happy birthday/happy birthday man, depending on gender

closer friends get more personal messages
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#22
"Happy birthday" (if I happen to be online that day).

I only send personalised comments when others wish me a happy birthday, because that's how I roll.
#24
"Happy birthday "
"Happy birthday "
or
"Happy birthday! "

Which one of the above the person gets is completely dependent on how well I know them.

BUT if I know the person super well, they get their very own personalised happy birthday. Lucky bastards.
#25
Something witty about how many people post Happy Birthday. Along with a video of my band playing Happy Birthday.
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#26
if it's the 3rd of may for example, i would go on wikipedia, find that day, and paste this on their profile:

happy birthday. May 3 is the 123rd day of the year (124th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 242 days remaining until the end of the year. quite a nice day! all this shit happened:

1491 – Kongo monarch Nkuwu Nzinga is baptised by Portuguese missionaries, adopting the baptismal name of João I.
1715 – "Edmund Halley's" total solar eclipse (the last one visible in London, United Kingdom for almost 900 years).
1791 – The Constitution of May 3 (the first modern constitution in Europe) is proclaimed by the Sejm of Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.
1802 – Washington, D.C. is incorporated as a city.
1808 – Finnish War: Sweden loses the fortress of Sveaborg to Russia.
1808 – Peninsular War: The Madrid rebels who rose up on May 2 are fired upon near Príncipe Pío hill.
1815 – Neapolitan War: Joachim Murat, King of Naples is defeated by the Austrians at the Battle of Tolentino, the decisive engagement of the war.
1830 – The Canterbury and Whitstable Railway is opened. It is the first steam hauled passenger railway to issue season tickets and include a tunnel.
1837 – The University of Athens is founded.
1849 – The May Uprising in Dresden begins – the last of the German revolutions of 1848.
1860 – Charles XV of Sweden-Norway is crowned king of Sweden.
1867 – The Hudson's Bay Company gives up all claims to Vancouver Island.
1877 – Labatt Park, the oldest continually operating baseball grounds in the world has its first game.
1901 – The Great Fire of 1901 begins in Jacksonville, Florida.
1913 – Raja Harishchandra the first full-length Indian feature film was released, marking the beginning of the Indian film industry.
1915 – The poem In Flanders Fields is written by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae.
1916 – The leaders of the Easter Rising are executed in Dublin.
1920 – A Bolshevik coup fails in the Democratic Republic of Georgia.
1921 – West Virginia imposes the first state sales tax.


The Third of May 1808 by Francisco Goya (referring to the event in 1808)
1924 – Aleph Zadik Aleph is formed in Omaha, Nebraska
1928 – Japanese atrocities in Jinan, China.
1933 – Nellie Tayloe Ross becomes the first woman to head the United States Mint.
1937 – Gone with the Wind, a novel by Margaret Mitchell, wins the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction.
1939 – The All India Forward Bloc is formed by Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose.
1942 – World War II: Japanese naval troops invade Tulagi Island in the Solomon Islands during the first part of Operation Mo that results in the Battle of the Coral Sea between Japanese forces and forces from the United States and Australia.
1945 – World War II: Sinking of the prison ships Cap Arcona, Thielbek and Deutschland by the Royal Air Force in Lübeck Bay.
1947 – New post-war Japanese constitution goes into effect.
1948 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules that covenants prohibiting the sale of real estate to blacks and other minorities are legally unenforceable.
1951 – London's Royal Festival Hall opens with the Festival of Britain
1951 – The United States Senate Armed Services and Foreign Relations Committees begin their closed door hearings into the dismissal of General Douglas MacArthur by U.S. President Harry Truman.
1951 – The Kentucky Derby is televised for the first time.
1952 – Lieutenant Colonels Joseph O. Fletcher and William P. Benedict of the United States land a plane at the North Pole.
1957 – Walter O'Malley, the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers, agrees to move the team from Brooklyn, New York, to Los Angeles, California.
1960 – The Off-Broadway musical comedy, The Fantasticks, opens in New York City's Greenwich Village, eventually becoming the longest-running musical of all time.
1960 – The Anne Frank House opens in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
1963 – The police force in Birmingham, Alabama switches tactics and responds with violent force to stop the "Birmingham campaign" protesters. Images of the violent suppression are transmitted worldwide, bringing newfound attention to the African-American Civil Rights Movement.
1973 – The Sears Tower in Chicago is topped out as the world's tallest building.
1978 – The first unsolicited bulk commercial e-mail (which would later become known as "spam") is sent by a Digital Equipment Corporation marketing representative to every ARPANET address on the west coast of the United States.
1986 – Twenty-one people are killed and forty-one are injured after a bomb explodes in an airliner (Flight UL512) at Colombo airport in Sri Lanka.
1987 – A crash by Bobby Allison at the Talladega Superspeedway, Alabama fencing at the start-finish line would lead NASCAR to develop restrictor plate racing the following season both at Daytona International Speedway and Talladega.
1999 – The southwestern portion of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma is devastated by an F5 tornado killing forty-five people, injuring 665, and causing $1 billion in damage. The tornado is one of 66 from the 1999 Oklahoma tornado outbreak. This is the strongest tornado ever recorded with wind speeds of up to 318 mph.
2000 – The sport of geocaching begins, with the first cache placed and the coordinates from a GPS posted on Usenet.
2001 – The United States loses its seat on the U.N. Human Rights Commission for the first time since the commission was formed in 1947.
2002 – A military MiG-21 aircraft crashes into the Bank of Rajasthan in India, killing eight.
2003 – New Hampshire's famous Old Man of the Mountain collapses.
2006 – Armavia Flight 967 crashes into the Black Sea, killing 113 people on board, with no survivors.
2006 – Zacarias Moussaoui is sentenced to life in prison in Alexandria, Virginia.
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#27
A little birdy told me it's your birthday, so I killed it. Talking birds freak me out. Happy birthday.
If someone's 16 then I'll say: I heard you're sixteen so now you don't have to hide your Uncle! Happy legal sex day.
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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#28
I usually say "Happy birthday! " and if I know the person better I add more stuff.
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#31
Hnad.
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#33
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If theyre close enough then its youtube of Jon Lajoies Birthday Song. If not then jusy happy birthday man, or something to that effect


Speaking of birthdays...... 13th April.....tomorrow



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#36
I've put a lot of thought into this and i've narrowed it down to

for girls: happy birthday (optional name) xx (amount of x's reflect how much i like them)

for guys: happy birthday (man/name/mate/bud) (have a good one)

If it's a close friends i'll either call them something bad or write something personal
#37
Happy Birthday, I hope you slowly rot and die alone from a disease that causes agonizing pain..
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#38
"Happy Birthday x"
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#40
Happy Birthday! *insert inside joke*
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
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