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#1
Because I work at a cheese factory, I and a crew of about 8 other guys make roughly 16 tons of cheese a day, So my question is, where do you work and what do you do?
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#2
I'm the admin man, I work in the office with no sunlight

Edit: TS, I knew you loved the cheese
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#3
I work for National parks as a 'Discovery Ranger.'

Basically a tour guide/education kinda deal.
#4
I'm the technician that constantly burns my hands touching freshly soldered things. D:
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#5
No job.

I'll have a job offer when I graduate in seven weeks. Just ended an internship two weeks ago. Can't find any non-fast food, part time work that fits with my school schedule at the moment.

In the summer I should be working for a non-profit organization that helps mobilize volunteers and get people who need resources in-touch with those who can help.
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#6
I work in and around mines on the surface and underground.
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#7
I'm the paper man, I work in a factory cutting papers.

Also, here's something you didn't know: ever seen a flyer that says something like "Printed on recycled paper!" or "printed with soy ink!"

Yeah, they aren't eco friendly at all, because those are the jobs that always have about 1/3-1/4 of the sheet of paper go to waste because they want them printed in weird sizes.
#8
I'm a solutions engineer for the worlds 4th largest privately owned water company.

I work in sewage treatment. Basically, I design treatment plants that pick your poo out of the sewage water, and polish said water until it can be discharged into the river.
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#9
I work in a pre-school. That mostly involves reading stories to kids, playing with them, teaching them stuff and making sure they don't fight.
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#10
Right now, I'm the guy in the office that prints papers, and puts them in folders!!! Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
#12
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I'm the admin man, I work in the office with no sunlight

Edit: TS, I knew you loved the cheese



Lol Cheese is pretty good, but it looses it's appeal after making it for a while lol.
I'm the musical equivalent of driving a Sherman tank to work.
#13
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I work in a pre-school. That mostly involves reading stories to kids, playing with them, teaching them stuff and making sure they don't fight.


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#14
not work righ now, in college studying law
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#15
I'm the man who serves you roast dinner and reads with children in primary school.
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#16
im a Customer service/Sales Rep for a multi-billion dollar corporation. I run my own little team and profit off of them as well.

yeah, i sell cutco
hahaha

lamest job ever but it puts gas in my car, and at this point i do NO work at all and still get paid weekly, thats what happens when your little team consists of 25 of the best sales reps on the west coast.

they sell, sell, sell... and i make bank
#19
I'm the Frozen-Food man

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#20
I'm the bar man.

During the holidays, I serve drunk idiots over-priced drinks, who then complain about the prices, like it's my fault, then don't tip me.

During termtime, I do much the same thing but at a different bar, where the people are nicer and the tips better.
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#21
I'm an apprentice carpenter. It destroys me physically and mentally.... but i love it
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#22
These jobs are great!
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#23
I clean machinery in a big butcher shop. I also look friendly at customers and yell at co-workers for messing up stuff I just cleaned.
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#24
Im a personal shopper.
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#25
I've clawed way up the corporate rank. I folded boxes and packed pears, then marshalled the put-box-in-chute people, then sold the boxes of pears over the phone and, last season, I trained people to sell pears and was the person who does the monitoring when you hear "this call may be monitored".
#26
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I work for National parks as a 'Discovery Ranger.'

Basically a tour guide/education kinda deal.


That's the most awesome name ever...
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#28
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Awh, how endearing, you're still at the stage where you think employers give two ****s about grades. So long as you get over that by the end of college/uni. Too many graduates think they're incredible and then get a massive wake-up call when their dream job starts with them pouring cups of earl grey.
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#29
OP, so you're telling me that you and 8 other grown men produce roughly 32,000 pounds of cheese for a living? Is that correct?
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#30
I used to be the aluminium-man. Warm as hell, and not much chance of advancing :p Now, I'm unemployed-man, soon to become aluminium-man once again!
#31
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I've clawed way up the corporate rank. I folded boxes and packed pears, then marshalled the put-box-in-chute people, then sold the boxes of pears over the phone and, last season, I trained people to sell pears and was the person who does the monitoring when you hear "this call may be monitored".



For some reason I picture you as Bubba from Forrest Gump, but with pears.

" I know everythin' bout the pear buisness"
You belong in a museum.

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#34
I'm the lawyerman.

I'm a glorified law clerk for the federal government, but get to use cool titles like "attorney adjudicator" and "senior attorney."
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#35
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For some reason I picture you as Bubba from Forrest Gump, but with pears.

" I know everythin' bout the pear buisness"

I was actually crowned Pear Queen during the Pear Blossom Festival this past Saturday.
#37
I've never had a paying job, but i've had a couple volunteer jobs. I did both of them for a little less than a year.

The first one, I tutored kids at the local middle school.

The second, I taught sexual education to the kids in my county through a series of comedic skits.

I hated both of them.
#40
I thought this thread was going to be about this guy.



Anyhoo, I work with animals but it's volunteer work, still in the job hunt.
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