#1
hey guys.... my son Reid is in a contest on facebook. i need all of you to first go to THIS page and like Wicked Images and then click on THIS link to like Reid's photo to help us win a free photo shoot. thanks.
support the missle silo!!!

Me:
say fuck
God:
" fuck".


Me:
can i talk to Jesus
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
who is he talkin to ?
God:
He is Hitler, I think.
#2
You named your child after something you blow on? Sicko.
Hi, you're better than me. Have a nice day!
#4
babys are ugly.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"