Poll: How to you like your butts?
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View poll results: How to you like your butts?
Bigger the better
32 34%
Small
50 53%
Wide
25 26%
Floppy
13 14%
Other
35 37%
Voters: 95.
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#1
Okay we all know there are a lot of boob threads, but what about the butt? I like them wide, big, and tight. rgdththyhth So good!
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#5
Stupid mirror thread is stupid.

I like mine big, and firm. Not too big though.
But still, my first statement stands.
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#7
Small but round and firm.
fit girls at the gym yesyes


too big is nah
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#9
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let me redefine,

fit firm asses in lululemon
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#10
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let me redefine,

fit firm asses in lululemon


Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!
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#12
i like asse like i like my vaginas nice and thight

no flooppy ases for me
#13
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let me redefine,

fit firm asses in lululemon



something like this?
#15
squishy and kinda big, but not wrinkly. it really depends on the girl for overall size though. if she's really skinny and has a huge butt then no if she's got some meat on her bones but (somehow) has no butt, then no. im really picky. and boobs are there to compliment the butt not the other way around. (yes im an ass man)
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#21
Round, plump and tight.
Dead bull with the life from the low
I'll be massive conquistador
Give me soul and show me the door
Metal heavy, soft at the core
Gimme toro, gimme some more


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#22
This thread is now hot ass image thread.


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#25
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as an assman, i whole heartedly disagree
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#26
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Asses are insignificant next to power of Breasts.
Never underestimate the power of the buttocks. As for my preference, the size isn't so important as long they fill their pants. It's when the jeans are all flappy near the gluteus region that it's unattractive. Exhibit A: most Asian chicks. As an Asian male, that is one of many reasons I am unattracted to Asian females. I'm not the only one who notices this right?
#27
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as an assman, i whole heartedly disagree

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However, NSFUG.
#28
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lol damn would like to see it
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#29
How the fuck do you grow up in North Dakota and not know how to spell simple words like "preference" properly? I know a lot of people on UG don't speak English as their first language which is cool, but some of y'all are just straight up retarded.

On topic: If I ever described a girls butt as wide or floppy to her face I'm pretty certain she would never sleep with me.
#32
Oh goodness.

Anything but cottage cheese ass.

And it doesn't have to be really big, but at least have some form or shape to it... I don't want her backside to look like a child's... a nicely shaped ass that's firm is perfect, whether it's big or not. Big's good, but smaller's okay too.

#33
Average size is good. not small but not huge either. Although i honestly could care less about back there, it's not like i wanna go in through the back door.
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#34
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#35
I like em awesome.
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#36
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Brett Farve can really pick a nice ass.

Oh my....
#37
every post in this thread is irrelevant aside from the ones that have pics

including this one....


Boobs > Ass btw :p But I would prob take a good average of both than one of the features amazing and one of the features shitty
#38
This should tell you all you need to know...

Honestly, how has this gone this long without this???
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