#1
Hey I Rock At Geetar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 I Can Plae Smoek On The Wateh And Back In Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 And Smells Like Tean Spiret!!!!!!!!!11 I Bet You Cant Beet My Mad Skillz!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Ur All N000000000000bs!!!!!!111 I Only Started Playing Geetar About Ten Yeerz Ago And I Practiss Evrydae And I Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Im Very Talentd!!!!!!!!11 Im The Best Guitarest In Teh Wold!!!!!11 Im The Next Van Heylen!!!!!111 **** You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
#5
TS, classic Troll be classic.

Q2(Spanish)
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#6
Dude, at least spell Van Halen properly... Awesome troll, but show some respect to God himself. Thank you.
Dom, look... I Caught a PWOPER fish
#9
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#12
Quote by conor-figgy
Someone obviously has some pent up sexual tension directed at his cousin......

I told you that in confidence!
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.