Poll: If it's brown, flush it down?
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View poll results: If it's brown, flush it down?
Yes, I like it clean as can be
52 49%
No, I fear no splash!
7 7%
Just another reason I don't use public restrooms
33 31%
I have no bunghole
15 14%
Voters: 107.
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#1
in the toilet/urinal cause someone didn't flush last, do you flush it before you use it? Or do you add to the toxic soup that is being concocted?
Personally, I'm worried about "splash", so I flush before i go. But I know for sure there have been times when I've had the choice between two dirty urinals, and I've picked one and flushed, that while going, someone inevitably will walk in, use the dirty one, and walk out without flushing.
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#2
Flush with an "oh for **** sake" or leave it and use another one.
#3
I sit down and think "MY BUNGHOLE WILL EAT NOW."
Nah. Your poll makes me want to watch B+Bhead though.
I don't use public toilets. I'm too much of a germaphobe. If I really, REALLY have to go, I pick the cleanest, and paper the shit (lol) out of the seat before I even hover over it.
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#4
Still stand in that cubicle but aim my piss up and over into the next cubicle

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#5
I must flush it. My puking sensitivity reflex goes over 9000.
And the smell that comes after flushing even if it's just pee... (only applies to other peoples piss)
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#6
I chose that I fear no splash because I always wash my butt in the sink before I leave the bathroom
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#7
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I chose that I fear no splash because I always wash my butt in the sink before I leave the bathroom


Well, this would be an interesting sight. How do you do it? Do you like put water on your hands and then move it to your butt? Or do you sit in the sink?
#8
I flush before I shit because I don't want to clog the toilet, and I flush before I piss because I don't like staring at (not to mention smelling) someone else's crime against humanity while I'm trying to pee.
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#10
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Well, this would be an interesting sight. How do you do it? Do you like put water on your hands and then move it to your butt? Or do you sit in the sink?

I just woddle straight from the toilet to the sink (I don't pull my pants up that would justbe more work) put a papertowel over the drain so the sink fills up, then my butt goes straight in the sink till it feels clean, and then use that blower thing to dry it off
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#11
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Well, this would be an interesting sight. How do you do it? Do you like put water on your hands and then move it to your butt? Or do you sit in the sink?


at least, that's how I see it
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#12
Usually flush it and still use another cubicle if I have the option.
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#13
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I just woddle straight from the sink to the toilet (I don't pull my pants up that would justbe more work) put a papertowel over the drain so the sink fills up, then my butt goes straight in the sink till it feels clean, and then use that blower thing to dry it off


I see . Has anyone ever walked in while you were doing this? Also, I don't think the sink can handle all that weight!
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#15
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I see . Has anyone ever walked in while you were doing this? Also, I don't think the sink can handle all that weight!

Yea I just act like its normal and be like what's up man i'm just washing my crack
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#16
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#17
Pretty much the reason I don't use cubicles in public bathrooms. Unless I've got the shits or something and don't have a choice, in which case, flush, paper towel in, paper towel on the seat, hover over and do it as quick as possible.
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#19
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lay down a carpet of toilet paper, = no splash. definite solution.

"wups! I clogged the toilet"
#20
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Pretty much the reason I don't use cubicles in public bathrooms. Unless I've got the shits or something and don't have a choice, in which case, flush, paper towel in, paper towel on the seat, hover over and do it as quick as possible.



i dont mean to personalise your weakness. but i think you are weak. i mean for real you "hover" over this hole that is about to accept your shit
#21
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i dont mean to personalise your weakness. but i think you are weak. i mean for real you "hover" over this hole that is about to accept your shit


Yeah, I agree. You need to see it from the toilets perspective. It craves physical contact.
#22
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Flush with an "oh for **** sake" or leave it and use another one.



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#24
yeah of course...I check to see any yellowness too.

one more question, if there's piss on the floor prior to you entering it do you guys do the whole courtesy of cleaning it?

I do...it's a fucking rank habit to leave it in the first place, they need 2learn2aim.
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#25
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yeah of course...I check to see any yellowness too.

one more question, if there's piss on the floor prior to you entering it do you guys do the whole courtesy of cleaning it?

I do...it's a fucking rank habit to leave it in the first place, they need 2learn2aim.

Nah, I try to stand on the dry spots on the floor, even if it means I have to stand on my toes.
#26
Oh look at this, another thread about shit...
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#27
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Oh look at this, another thread about shit...
to be fair, it can be about urine too
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#28
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Oh look at this, another thread about shit...


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#29
Just use another cubicle...

or shit in a bush.
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#35
I go to the next toilet along.
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#36
For me there's a few things that go into the decision. First and foremost is whether it's a toilet or urinal. If it's a toilet, I'll flush first no matter what. If it's a urinal, then it all depends on how high the water level is if it wasn't flushed. If it's not too high, I'll just give my contribution, flush, and then go on my way. If it's too high, then I'll flush first and then go.
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#37
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For me there's a few things that go into the decision. First and foremost is whether it's a toilet or urinal. If it's a toilet, I'll flush first no matter what. If it's a urinal, then it all depends on how high the water level is if it wasn't flushed. If it's not too high, I'll just give my contribution, flush, and then go on my way. If it's too high, then I'll flush first and then go.


You can flush urinals?
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#38
i leave and go find some back corner of a store where no one is and do my business there
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#39
usually say a few words i shouldn't around little kids, and flush it with great anger...

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#40
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You can flush urinals?
i think we found one of our non-flushing culprits!

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
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