Poll: Folds or Wads?
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View poll results: Folds or Wads?
Folds.
48 69%
Wads.
15 21%
Be a man, use your hand.
3 4%
Other.
4 6%
Voters: 70.
#1
So Pit, how do you wipe yourself clean? And why? If other, please specify.

Folding for me. Numero uno, I don't want to get any on my hand; numero dos, surface area.
Last edited by gsd65 at Apr 13, 2011,
#3
I use my tongue
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#4
I use my dog's tongue.
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#8
Quote by MakinLattes
foldwad for increased thickness and surface area.

^This.
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#11
i use a bidet
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#12
For your ass-wiping research, I'd recommend the search bar, in fact, there could probably be an archive specifically for this thread and it's ancestors.
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#14
Quote by ZanasCross
Fold.

Wadding is just weird.


Bullcrap. I can't believe folding is winning. You guys actually take the time to fold the toilet paper into a neat little sheet before using it?

Jesus Christ.

Wadding is just grabbing a bunch and stuffing it in there. That's the MAN way.

Folding. Now i've heard it all.
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#15
I wad. It's a less shitty method than folding.
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#16
i voted wads by mistake but i really meant folds lol

i fold my toilet paper with the utmost OCD ness
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#17
To anyone that put "folds," ever accidently stick the pointy corner in your ass?

Folds.... unbelievable.
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#18
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To anyone that put "folds," ever accidently stick the pointy corner in your ass?

Folds.... unbelievable.

This is really getting to you.
#19
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To anyone that put "folds," ever accidently stick the pointy corner in your ass?

Folds.... unbelievable.

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#20
What an intelligent discussion we have here.
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#24
Quote by Strat007
What an intelligent discussion we have here.

this is an issue that touches us all. there is no man, woman, or child who has not, at some point, needed to wipe their ass. from the darkest depths of the rain forest to the highest loft in San Francisco, whether a leathery leaf or the softest Charmin, asswiping and the subsequent removal of feces is a daily/weekly concern.

you may not want to unravel the billowy roll of maximum coverage and efficiency, but don't deny it to the rest of us!
#25
Quote by SKArface McDank
save some trees. i wipe my ass with an owl


just remember to wash your owl afterwords



on topic, fold. if you use decent toilet paper its better than wadding. with shitty (lol) quality paper wadding is usually better.
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