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#1
Now, this IS a German tabloid paper, but it shows why a lot of people in Europe think British women are easy.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bild.de%2Fnews%2Fausland%2Fparty%2Ffrischfleisch-stempel-17404322.bild.html

Seriously, what is Britain doing wrong? There's this romantic idea that British people are all classy and drink tea, but when you read/see stuff like this, it's pretty emberrassing, even for me, and I'm not British.

I used Google Translate so some of the text may not make much sense.
#3
Pretty much all the townies are sluts and the countries are classy. Not the be all and end all of the rule but pretty dammed close!
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#5
I've only ever known one British chick, and she's obsessed with sex. Not complaining, but judging from my limited personal experience I'm going to go ahead and generalize every woman in Britain based on her.

Then again, she's from Essex, or Sussex, or one of them. At least one of those is generally bad, isn't it?
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I've only ever known one British chick, and she's obsessed with sex. Not complaining, but judging from my limited personal experience I'm going to go ahead and generalize every woman in Britain based on her. Then again, she's from Essex, or Sussex, or one of them. At least one of those is generally bad, isn't it?


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#8
If these people want to do that, who's right is it to stop them?


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#9
I'm so going there next summer. Looks like a good laugh.
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#10
i know some respectful women (i'm from manchester, england) and some sluts. in my school, it's mostly sluts. but i know a few amazing women that know their limits, and understand how to gain a guy's respect.


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I'm so going there next summer. Looks like a good laugh.


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i know some respectful women (i'm from manchester, england) and some sluts. in my school, it's mostly sluts. but i know a few amazing women that know their limits, and understand how to gain a guy's respect.


don't come to manchester. it sucks monkey balls.

I've been to manchester, I know. I was meaning Salou.
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#12
"Sport? No thanks. I do parties, girls and alcohol. "

TRUE LAD

But seriously, some people are dicks. You shouldn't be pissing in bottles and throwing it out of windows in your own neighbourhood, never mind in a foreign country.
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#13
It's salou-fest.

the people who go are desperate to pander to the student cliché of getting absolutely rat-arsed. They can't be used to judge everyone else. Although they represent a sad proportion of the population

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I've only ever known one British chick, and she's obsessed with sex. Not complaining, but judging from my limited personal experience I'm going to go ahead and generalize every woman in Britain based on her.

Then again, she's from Essex, or Sussex, or one of them. At least one of those is generally bad, isn't it?


Essex girls ftw.

Yeah, or not.


Either way, the classy British stereotype I feel is long gone. We've been overtaken by minorities and lowlives. Both of which seem to put out a fair amount.
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I've only ever known one British chick, and she's obsessed with sex. Not complaining, but judging from my limited personal experience I'm going to go ahead and generalize every woman in Britain based on her.

Then again, she's from Essex, or Sussex, or one of them. At least one of those is generally bad, isn't it?

Oi careful! You want Essex there. Our girls are probably worse but they don't have a reputation

And tbh I'm not sure why this is such a revelation that young British people go out and drink like that - it's been shown that Britain has fewer holidays and longer working hours than basically anywhere in Europe. Plus you'll get people from other countries doing it too, just people don't notice when Spanish kids do it in Spain - we don't have the weather for week-long benders by the beach
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Either way, the classy British stereotype I feel is long gone. We've been overtaken by minorities and lowlives. Both of which seem to put out a fair amount.

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Either way, the classy British stereotype I feel is long gone.

O rly?
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#20
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Ahh, I'm far from classy. But I'm not a "LAD" either. I just wish girls realised that unless very drunk and on vacation...guys aren't generally attracted to whores
#21
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It's salou-fest.

the people who go are desperate to pander to the student cliché of getting absolutely rat-arsed. They can't be used to judge everyone else. Although they represent a sad proportion of the population

+1

it'd be like seeing a large group of French people attending a kite flying festival and then assuming that the national pass-time in France is Kiting.

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Ahh, I'm far from classy. But I'm not a "LAD" either. I just wish girls realised that unless very drunk and on vacation...guys aren't generally attracted to whores

luckily for these girls, the guys there are both drunk and on holiday.
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#22
Sounds like a good time to me.
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#23
Yeah there are slutty girls but there are classy girls too. It's just depressing when such an article like that comes out and you're still not getting laid.
#24
The effect of the translation made me read this in the 'Dramatic Reading' voice. I laughed.
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#25
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Oi careful! You want Essex there. Our girls are probably worse but they don't have a reputation

And tbh I'm not sure why this is such a revelation that young British people go out and drink like that - it's been shown that Britain has fewer holidays and longer working hours than basically anywhere in Europe. Plus you'll get people from other countries doing it too, just people don't notice when Spanish kids do it in Spain - we don't have the weather for week-long benders by the beach
I thought so. I looked them up on Google Maps because I know where she's from geographically, and yeah it's Essex. The only reason I know about any of the areas in Britain and their respective levels of shittiness is from you guys
#26
British women on holiday are sluts.
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#27
I know a girl from Essex and she's probably the classiest girl I've ever met. Coming complete with that posh Queen's English accent, incredible looks and her very own tea-set.

Then again we have the other side of the spectrum, I know an English girl who'd screw anything that moved if it gave her enough money to fuel her weed addiction.

Every country has it's slags.
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British women on holiday are sluts.


But to be fair, women in general are more likely to have sex when on holiday. This has something to do with the fact that it's a new surrounding and that she won't be judged for it.

Read that somewhere.
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#32
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I've only ever known one British chick, and she's obsessed with sex. Not complaining, but judging from my limited personal experience I'm going to go ahead and generalize every woman in Britain based on her.

Then again, she's from Essex, or Sussex, or one of them. At least one of those is generally bad, isn't it?

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#33
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Sussex is posher than Essex

Sussex is the gay county.

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Me too.

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#35
It's the Bild newspaper, most germans only lay hands on it when they run out of toilet paper.

Edit: replace "most" with "respectable" >_>
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#36
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Me too.

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Aw cool, where and why?
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Aw cool, where and why?


Chichester, West Sussex, and for uni, assuming I get in, although if I don't get BCC I think i'll just end it all there and then.

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#39
Essex isn't bad, I live here, and like most places in the country is has it's slags and then it also has it's non slags.

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Chichester, West Sussex, and for uni, assuming I get in, although if I don't get BCC I think i'll just end it all there and then.

Yourself?

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