#1
So there's a stupid bird outside of my house that's been flying into a window this whole morning. It's 1PM now and the birds been doing this repeatedly since 8AM. Obviously there's something seriously wrong with it, but what should I do? Should I just ignore it and let it kill itself, should I call the animal control center, should I shoot it?

Suggestions please.....

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
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#4
She's probably from sussex, let her in and explain that it's not her house.
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#5
Stretch wire in a net type thing and put across the window. Attach a car battery to it and then open the window it's been flying into.

Also film it and post it back here.
#6
Take out your trusty pellet gun and use the bird as a moving target.
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#7
Put a newspaper or tape on the window.
I guess calling for help/advice would be a good idea though.
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#8
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Turn your lights on so it realises it's a window.
It's the middle of the day, and i think it realizes it's a window, cuz it's been running into it for 5 hours lol

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
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#9
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
Tape a cushion to the window.


Quote by Simsimius
Put a newspaper or tape on the window.
I guess calling for help/advice would be a good idea though.

But yeah, this.
#10
ya maybe i'll try the newspaper idea. How would the tape thing help though????

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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e-brother of dhruvrajvanshi
#11
Quote by Simsimius
Put a newspaper or tape on the window.
I guess calling for help/advice would be a good idea though.

So it's got something to read while it's smashing its head in?
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#12
Have you heard?


about the bird?


The bird is the word.
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#13
Next time it's on approach, open the window just as it's about to hit it and see the confused look on its face.
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#14
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Have you heard?


about the bird?


The bird is the word.

this
#15
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Next time it's on approach, open the window just as it's about to hit it and see the confused look on its face.

lol then i'll be posting a new thread about how to get a stupid bird out of my house.
@kensai: i think the newspaper idea is just so it thinks the window is part of the rest of the house.

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
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#16
This should help.

(Meant to quote someone saying that you should let the bird into the house, I dropped the ball on the setup).
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#17
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So it's got something to read while it's smashing its head in?


Maybe the comics section. I'm sure the bird doesn't want to get depressed.
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#18
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Take out your trusty pellet gun and use the bird as a moving target.


Seriously you have to put that thing out of its misery.

P.S. Bird is the word.
#19
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It's the middle of the day, and i think it realizes it's a window, cuz it's been running into it for 5 hours lol



i think that might be the problem =P close the curtains and see if it stops, if it really keeps going, I honestly suggest just shooting it if you can, nothing good will come of a brain thats been turned into soup
#22
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Tape a cushion to the window.


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#23
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i think that might be the problem =P close the curtains and see if it stops, if it really keeps going, I honestly suggest just shooting it if you can, nothing good will come of a brain thats been turned into soup
Thanks. I closed the shutters and it stopped. Once I opened the shutters again it came back, so I'm just going to keep the shutters closed until it forgets about the whole thing.

Thanks everyone for your suggestions they weren't always the most helpful, but at least they gave me a good laugh.

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


e-married to Andrea55
e-brother of dhruvrajvanshi
#25
Do you not have a bb gun that you could put to good use.
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#26
draw a picture of a hawk and hang it in your window. if that doesnt work, give the hawk a hitler mustache.
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#27
@legion: no i closed the shutters (you know, the wooden blind things.) the window was never open.
@Waitwhat: i wish i could, but any type of shooting, even air soft, is illegal in my neighborhood...

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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e-brother of dhruvrajvanshi
#28
There's a Robin that's been coming to a window in my house for a month or so and always pecks at the window my mom bought a bird feeder for the window just for the goddamn bird haha
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#30
Tape a cheese grater to the outside of the window.
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#31
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Tape a cushion to the window.

This is the best answer by far.
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#32
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Would this be classified as porn?

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Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


e-married to Andrea55
e-brother of dhruvrajvanshi