Poll: what!?!?!
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Stand aside and let him pass
100 65%
Pole vault over him
62 40%
Challenge him to some sort of duel (swords, Pokemon, etc)
82 53%
Stand there until one of us rots away, then pass
52 34%
Other
49 32%
Voters: 155.
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#1
...he has one leg and is in a wheelchair. the situation is illustrated below.



what does one do?

edit: past tense because I met a one-legged man on a narrow sidewalk yesterday. I was stumped.

and the grass was/is wet.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Apr 13, 2011,
#2
....wat?
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#3
very carefuly move around him,,,or, just for fun, jump over him.
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#6
Nahh, that guy's fine.
In fact, it looks like he's...ALL RIGHT(;
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#9
My first thought would be "why the hell am I wearing a dress? and whats in this basket?" then I'd probably just sit down in the grass and call the police saying I've been drugged most likely.

The guy would pass infront of me as I sit in the grass confused.
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#10
If the guy in the chair was entity009 I would push him. After all, the guy loves doom and I would be doing him a favour.
#12
Was this thread made for your silly stumped joke?
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#14
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Was this thread made for your silly stumped joke?

that was inadvertent.
#15
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Was this thread made for your silly stumped joke?
I thought I was the first one who got it.
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#16
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that was inadvertent.

Really?
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#18
He made eye contact! Charizard, use Fire Blast!
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#19
pointless thread is pointless....you spelled "Doom" backwards though...
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#20
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don't you mean...wheely?

and yes, it wheely was.

No...
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#22
What if we was also in a wheel chair and had only one leg? then we got a real issue, do we measure stumps?
#23
I would strut around him in circles. "Look what I can do, you crippled bastard!"
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#24
Wait a minute...

If it's a one-way road, which one of us is going the wrong way?
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#25
I get it! Stumped!
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#26
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I would strut around him in circles. "Look what I can do, you crippled bastard!"

Reminds me of

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#27
Quote by MakinLattes

edit: past tense because I met a one-legged man on a narrow sidewalk yesterday. I was stumped.

That's really tasteless... but still,
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#30
I just noticed that were on a one way road also, so shouldn't we be worried about any traffic? and surely there is a footpath we can move onto?
#31
I say offer the man a pear.
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#33
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If the guy in the chair was entity009 I would push him. After all, the guy loves doom and I would be doing him a favour.

Knocking people out of wheelchairs is not doom, it is hardcore punk

Also you missed a 0
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#35
Say, "Bye Lattes"
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

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#36
i chose all options, seems the most logical
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#37
Hypothetical threads all up in this bitch today.

I'd walk around him and say, "You're going the wrong way, dick."
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#38
I picked all of them, because I can.
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#40
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