#1
to a fucking a couple of child neglectors,molestors, and abusers, WHAT THE F*CK!
I honestly hope they and the baby's mother get fucked and killed in jail.

This is so fucked on so many levels.

Sure there's worse but god damn...

INDIANAPOLIS (Reuters) – Prosecutors on Wednesday charged two couples here with conspiring to sell a newborn baby for $300 in a deal that would have put the child in the care of a convicted child molester and convicted child abuser.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110413/us_nm/us_child_sale_charges
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#3
The original parents couldn't have been any better...
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$300? Must have been a pretty shit baby, in their defense.
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#7
well of course not, i would like to think they were going to put it up for adoption until they heard these pieces of shit were on the market for one.
but come on, to put a child through 18 years of torture and abuse for $300? I would all 4 of them on the spot.

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$300? Must have been a pretty shit baby, in their defense.


alright that made me chuckle.. but still
#8
The sad thing is that the child would probably have been better off with the molester.

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#12
Wow I hope they get ****ing killed.

****ing pathetic excuse for human beings.

Good thing they found out when they did, would be terrible to see the baby actually go to the horrible child molestors/abusers.
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I lol'd

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but seriously if i could i would them til they of out
#20
I wouldn't have settled for anything less than $5000.

In all seriousness, all parties involved (with the exception of the child/children) should be tied to the back of a truck by their genitals with speaker wire and then dragged down a highway until they are in the same class as dog food.
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I would all 4 of them on the spot.

i accidentally all the babies.
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i accidentally all the babies.

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Say what you want about them child molestors, they sure can haggle.
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#25
And this is different from adoption?
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the second thing, lulz

this is fucked though, for real
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I've heard similar stories before, and there was one in the UK not many years ago where a convicted child molester almost managed to legally adopt a kid because the authorities screwed up his release forms.
It's just mad that people would do this for money. What the hell could they possibly buy with that $300 that is more important than a baby?! Shit that's...£200 ish? You can get **** all for that