Poll: For whom should women make sammiches?
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View poll results: For whom should women make sammiches?
Every guy
1 25%
Just their guy
3 75%
Voters: 4.
#1
So guys, I've been pondering a very serious question. Are women supposed to make sammiches for every guy, or just their guy?

And don't just vote "every guy" because you want every woman you meet to make you a sammich. Consider that, and whether or not you'd want your girlfriend to make sammiches for just anyone.
#3
Neither you pig. Women can choose to make one for someone if they please. They aren't supposed to do anything.
Woo.
#4
Whoever they damn well choose to, and if they don't wish to: that's fine too.

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#5
My Girlfriend baked me cupcakes and cookies.

I honestly have the best girlfriend I've ever had.


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Neither you pig. Women can choose to make one for someone if they please. They aren't supposed to do anything.



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#6
How can they make sammiches for any other guy if they're confined to your kitchen?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
I want you to stop making threads, and get your ass back in the kitchen to make me a sammich!!
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#8
I said it once, i'll say it again, the woman is responsible for her hubby, and all friends of the hubby in the house. If the man is having a poker game with his friends, the woman makes sammiches for all of them.
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#9
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Neither you pig. Women can choose to make one for someone if they please. They aren't supposed to do anything.


TS is a girl.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#11
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there is no non-sammich option. what if the girl has no hands, feet, or any sammich making appendage?


What's the point of having a female that can't make sammiches?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#12
This thread is stupid and you should feel stupid for making it.
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