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#1
Search barred and nothing came up.

So today after a series of events involving a DVD case that hadn't had the security tag removed, I ended up with a large amount of super glue in my eye . Been to A&E and now have to have artificial tears for 6 months as I have an abraised cornea. I know it's not much but my sheer stupidity led to this.

So Pit, have any of you done anything utterly stupid and regrettable like this?
#3
You have to explain how this happened. I expect a glorious story, or I will not share my experiences with you.
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#5
It seems your eye got fixated on the DVD.
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#8
Had sex with a condom on. No wonder i never use those things, such a fuss !
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You have to explain how this happened.


This. This SO much.
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#10
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You have to explain how this happened. I expect a glorious story, or I will not share my experiences with you.


Well I bought a DVD and the security tag was left in it so i had to try and open it myself. I got mightily pissed with it and just ripped it apart to get my damn DVD out. I felt kind of sad afterwards having ruined the box so I thought I'd glue it back together (as you do). Having found the super glue I saw the lid had been left off so it had dried shut. I squeezed and nothing happened so I squeezed and grabbed my penknife to break the dried glue. It shot straight into my eye.

True story.
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Had sex with a condom on. No wonder i never use those things, such a fuss !


Had sex with no condom on, still paying after 18 agonizing years.
#13
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Here's a prime example of an act of stupidity.

I think we all just got trolled
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#15
last week a girl in my geography class spent the day in hospital because she was chewing on a tube of super glue whilst on the phone and it burst and she swallowed some, had to get her stomach pumped and everything lol. Dunno wtf she was doin chewing on a super glue tube in the first place lol
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Well I bought a DVD and the security tag was left in it so i had to try and open it myself. I got mightily pissed with it and just ripped it apart to get my damn DVD out. I felt kind of sad afterwards having ruined the box so I thought I'd glue it back together (as you do). Having found the super glue I saw the lid had been left off so it had dried shut. I squeezed and nothing happened so I squeezed and grabbed my penknife to break the dried glue. It shot straight into my eye.

True story.


aaah the ol' "lets wait til he brings out the knife" trick that shit plays on you.
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Quote by mnf50
I squeezed and nothing happened so I squeezed and grabbed my penknife to break the dried glue. It shot straight into my eye.

True story.

If just this part were your story, it would be so much more hilarious.
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#19
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It's a list of IDKwhatimdoing's posts.



I'm pretty sure the searching algorithm for this site is flawed
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#22
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So today after a series of events involving a DVD case that hadn't had the security tag removed, I ended up with a large amount of super glue in my eye


How high were you?
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I've had quite enough of these accusations!!


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I don't understand what the hell this has to do with someone accusing you of anything...
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#24
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I don't understand what the hell this has to do with someone accusing you of anything...

They were accusing him of his link not working so he was showing us that it does infact work for him and is probably just due to the search function being screwed up.
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#25
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They were accusing him of his link not working so he was showing us that it does infact work for him and is probably just due to the search function being screwed up.

Ah. Understood. Thank you.
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#26
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How high were you?


Well if he'd been trying to open it for that long, maybe the fumes got to his head


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^Ah, fu


That link be broken


Dude you're finally back!
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#28
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Dude you're finally back!

Yep

I was banned..
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#29
Quote by mnf50
Well I bought a DVD and the security tag was left in it so i had to try and open it myself. I got mightily pissed with it and just ripped it apart to get my damn DVD out. I felt kind of sad afterwards having ruined the box so I thought I'd glue it back together (as you do). Having found the super glue I saw the lid had been left off so it had dried shut. I squeezed and nothing happened so I squeezed and grabbed my penknife to break the dried glue. It shot straight into my eye.

True story.

Sounds like a sticky situation.
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Yep

I was banned..


How did you get banned?
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#31
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How did you get banned?

I made a thread asking if we should make a new YLYL and when someone made a thread about a really common question, I bumped all the threads (10+) that asked the same question.
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#32
Quote by Sizzleby
I made a thread asking if we should make a new YLYL and when someone made a thread about a really common question, I bumped all the threads (10+) that asked the same question.


Oh I remember you doing that.

Did you have a warning previously?
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#33
Quote by skylerjames13
Oh I remember you doing that.

Did you have a warning previously?

Yeah, it was from the YLYL thread apparently..

The email on this account has pretty much been dormant since I made the account so I had no idea.
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#36
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Yeah, it was from the YLYL thread apparently..

The email on this account has pretty much been dormant since I made the account so I had no idea.


Wait you get warnings sent to your emails?
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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#38
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Wait you get warnings sent to your emails?

Yeah, apparently. It was news to me
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#40
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Yeah, apparently. It was news to me


That's very very stupid. I NEVER check my emails. I'm going to complain. It'd be much easier to receive them via PM.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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When they're down is the safest time.

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