#3
right. i'd give a man a blowjob if they asked even if im just buzzed. saying that doesn't feel weird right now.
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right. i'd give a man a blowjob if they asked even if im just buzzed. saying that doesn't feel weird right now.

May have something to do with your sig
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May have something to do with your sig


ha... maybe. i got close to losing that virginity twice but the opportunity slipped away.

edit: I don't know if it's because i'm drunk but "beyondthegrave" your music is pretty good for a random person on UG
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Quote by Gottmann
ha... maybe. i got close to losing that virginity twice but the opportunity slipped away.

edit: I don't know if it's because i'm drunk but "beyondthegrave" your music is pretty good for a random person on UG


+1 that song was pretty cool.

OT: i usually chat shit, also when i'm on a game i get massive gamer rage, apparently every word under the sun came out my mouth that night. Twice.
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#9
I just woke up beside my ex..... And I'm hungover... I definatly do silly things when drunk...
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#10
When I was drunk once I ate glass, no ****ing joke I was drinking from a cup and somehow decided to bite down.

Might not sound believable, but it really did happen, and that same night (i think it was the same night) I completely ripped off my friend's curtains right off his wall.
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When I was drunk once I ate glass, no ****ing joke I was drinking from a cup and somehow decided to bite down.

Might not sound believable, but it really did happen, and that same night (i think it was the same night) I completely ripped off my friend's curtains right off his wall.


**** i can believe that. glass sounds so good right now.
#12
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I've done a couple of stupid things when drunk which almost cost me my life.


you know I expect you to tell me those things.


yeah i double posted. get the **** over it you whiny bastards.
#14
Quote by Gottmann
you know I expect you to tell me those things.


yeah i double posted. get the **** over it you whiny bastards.

The highlight was probably passing out with a plastic bag over my head. I don't even remember the circumstances, all I remember is waking up with the bag over my head and thinking wtf. If it hadn't had been ripped slightly so I had a hole to breathe through, I probably would have died.
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The highlight was probably passing out with a plastic bag over my head. I don't even remember the circumstances, all I remember is waking up with the bag over my head and thinking wtf. If it hadn't had been ripped slightly so I had a hole to breathe through, I probably would have died.


holy ****. i've never been that drunk. i remember every night of drinking. hope i dont drink enough to black out and forget.
#16
Quote by Gottmann
holy ****. i've never been that drunk. i remember every night of drinking. hope i dont drink enough to black out and forget.

I've never forgotten a whole night of drinking, just bits and pieces. Unfortunately I always seem to forget the interesting bits.
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#17
Recently I've acquired a liking for bushes and streets when drunk and have fallen into bushes and faceplanted in the middle of a street (once in front of a car, but luckily the driver noticed a few drunk idiots running around) the last two times I was drunk. Apart from that I'm fine.

Only once did I end up with a girl I did not want to hook up with (mostly, because she has the dimensions of a whale), but she's a good friend who I knew had a massive crush on me for over a year. One time I got so drunk she had to take care of me and well... I never told her I did not want it to happen out of respect for her (fortunately I go to uni in a different country so I didn't have to explain why we can't be a couple).
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I've never forgotten a whole night of drinking, just bits and pieces. Unfortunately I always seem to forget the interesting bits.

Mainly this.

Or just random details, like last week I got drunk and I remember walking down the street with a kebab, but neither me nor my mates remember where the kebab came from...
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Quote by mulefish
Mainly this.

Or just random details, like last week I got drunk and I remember walking down the street with a kebab, but neither me nor my mates remember where the kebab came from...




I once got soooo wasted and blacked out in a mall.

Needless to say, shit was ****ed up.
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I slept with the nastiest girl on the boat I was working on.
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#21
Is TS the same guy who got drunk and posted a few random drunk threads a few days back?
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I slept with the nastiest girl on the boat I was working on.


You work on a boat? Your so manly you piss beer and shit aggression!