#1
So here's the story.

Basically, I was out with the fellas tonight. It was just like any other night, casual swimming at the leisure centre, having a bit of a laugh.

Anyways, when we went to the showers to go and wash ourselves off, as usual.

Now, between us guys it goes without saying that you DO NOT look below anyones waistline in the shower rooms. Problem is tonight I noticed one of the guys staring at my schlong for a good minute and a half.

This made me particularly uncomfortable, especially considering my dick has a rather droopy foreskin. I have always suspected he was gay, however.

So which is it, Pit? Is he gay or is it just my weird foreskin that took him off guard?
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#3
I don't care what people say, mirror threads are always fun

Sadly not allowed though =(
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#4
way too much info
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#6
Call him up for a date. There's your answer.
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#7
Both uber gay.
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#8
Something's not quite right about this story...


Do you feel warm within your cage?

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Life goes by?
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#9
2/10

Really poor effort.

Is this what the pit is nowadays? All I see our stupid threads about people asking if their gay and other stupid threads making fun of an already stupid thread.
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#11
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2/10

Really poor effort.

Is this what the pit is nowadays? All I see our stupid threads about people asking if their gay and other stupid threads making fun of an already stupid thread.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#12
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My chest hurts after that.
#13
You got mad from that?
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#14
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You got mad from that?
No, U Mad.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#15
You didn't need to dedcribe your slong to us and i think he was like wtf is up with his slong
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