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#1
3/4 of you would be girls, and the rest pizza and beer.'' - Axl Rose.

What're your favourite rock 'n roll quotes?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#5
Oh baby, I'm a rock star
Schecter C-1 Elite-->BOSS ME-20-->B-52 AT100 2x12

Quote by laid-to-waste
Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


E-Paramour of Andrea55
#6
"I'm a giant tool" - Majority of rockstars.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I'm not God, but if I were I'd stop this thread happening before it did.

Why you gotta be like that man
Quote by maidenrulz19
When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#8
"teach me how to dougie" - Cali Swag District
VHT Special 6 ultra
TC HOF Reverb
Line 6 DL4
EHX OD Glove
Fender standard Tele
Ibanez Rga121
Taylor GA 214E
#9
"The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor."
Albert Camus
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#10
I got bored of writing rape songs! Then I remembered the holocaust! I couldn’t write because it was so funny! I’m glad lots of people died


Seth Putnam.


Note: I completely disagree about the holocaust being funny, or rape being funny. I just think it's hilarious how hard the guy tries to be offensive.
The playground of the world
#12
Quote by wizards?
"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." -Frank Zappa



frank zappa quotes are the best


"There is no hell. There is only France."
#13
"It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then its just fun and games you can't see." - James Hetfield
*Insert hilarious quote here.*
#15
"Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph." -Frank Zappa

This is now a Zappa quote thread.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#16
"turn on, tune in, f**k off!" (or something like that)
Roger Waters
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#18
"One Day? I'm gonna go into the Woods, AND NEVER COME BACK!! ...But when I come back? I'm gonna be the ****in' knife master"

-Jimmy "the Rev" Sullivan
R.I.P Oh Drunken Drummer
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.

#19
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Zappa
One of my faves of his.
#21
I'm not god, but if I were, I wouldn't exist

BAZINGA!
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#23
Quote by CPDmusic
I'm not god, but if I were, I wouldn't exist

BAZINGA!


damn, i've just fallen victim to one of your classic practical jokes.
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#24
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

-Zappa

True words.
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#25
Not rock and roll, but Claude Debussy once said "Music is the silence between the notes."

Love that quote so much. You can take it literally, or you can take it more as a suggestion for composing, etc.


Edit: threads like these make me realize how much I dislike Frank Zappa.
Last edited by The Madcap at Apr 15, 2011,
#26
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"-Led Zeppelin

"Don't worry little darling, every little thing is gonna be alright"-Pink Floyd

"When the power of love overcomes the love for power, the world will know peace"- Alexi Laiho

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"-Alexi Laiho
#29
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

George Best (admitedly a footballer, but still)


"I don't encourage anybody to do what I do, you know? Why should you? More for me!"

Keith Richards
#30
Quote by Twist of fate
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"-Led Zeppelin

"Don't worry little darling, every little thing is gonna be alright"-Pink Floyd

"When the power of love overcomes the love for power, the world will know peace"- Alexi Laiho

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"-Alexi Laiho



Quote by Pat_s1t
I remember Das_Skittles made me rage hard.

Quote by WCPhils
I can't stand Das_Skittles everything he says makes me mad.

Quote by due 07
Skittles is the shit you cuntles. Slob on his knob.

My Band Youtube Channel Last.fm
#31
Quote by Twist of fate

"When the power of love overcomes the love for power, the world will know peace"- Alexi Laiho


You spelt 'Jimi Hendrix' wrong.
#34
"The only bad thing about the internet is that you cannot tell whether a quote is genuine" - Abraham Lincon
#35
Quote by Steve635z
"The only bad thing about the internet is that you cannot tell whether a quote is genuine" - Abraham Lincon

I LOVE IRONY

EDIT: ****ing sig`d
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


Last edited by CPDmusic at Apr 15, 2011,
#36
Quote by justinb904
-Zappa

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
True words.


Is that quote supposed to be trolling or not? I always hear it around and it makes me rage. Such a ridiculous thing to say.

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#37
Quote by Jiggzy.UK
Is that quote supposed to be trolling or not? I always hear it around and it makes me rage. Such a ridiculous thing to say.
I think it's just smug nonsense said in a vain attempt to appear intelligent.
#38
A human being is a part of a whole, called by us a universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." -Soulja Boy
#39
"Yeah yeah, Boo, booo, I dont give a f_ck if you boo as long as you boo in key, You Mother... Alright hit it" -Jimi Hendrix
Quote by Twist of fate
Why must the fat die young
Last edited by reggaebassman at Apr 15, 2011,
#40
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwords."

-The great American thinker, Rebecka Black
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Last edited by IRISH_PUNK13 at Apr 15, 2011,
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