#1
Yup, I touched a girl's boob today and she wasn't even my girlfriend or anything. In my history class there is this girl I sit near and I like to mess with her and I was throwing stuff at her and calling her a bitch and I threw a dime and it went right down her shirt. Then later I had an urge to touch her so I was behind her and poked her in the tit then when she turned around I just played it cool and asked her what time it was. It turns out there was a clock in that room and I seriously didn't even know it until she told me.

Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.


Anyone have any similar expiriences?


And I'm really determined to do this again, but to a greater extant. Does anybody have any strategies, or plans to let a girl openly touch her tits so I can try it after spring break?
#2
Go you!

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#9
This is getting old...

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Someone make a '**** yeah' face saying "Poked Tit - Played it cool".

This situation would make a good rage comic.
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#12
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Yup, I touched a girl's boob today and she wasn't even my girlfriend or anything. In my history class there is this girl I sit near and I like to mess with her and I was throwing stuff at her and calling her a bitch and I threw a dime and it went right down her shirt. Then later I had an urge to touch her so I was behind her and poked her in the tit then when she turned around I just played it cool and asked her what time it was. It turns out there was a clock in that room and I seriously didn't even know it until she told me.

Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.


Anyone have any similar expiriences?

And I'm really determined to do this again, but to a greater extant. Does anybody have any strategies, or plans to let a girl openly touch her tits so I can try it after spring break?


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#13
Not gonna lie, I have a boner just from reading that.
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WAT.


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#15
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Not gonna lie, I have a boner just from reading that.

Who doesn't?
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#17
Well that is great.
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Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.



again?


seriously. are you 12? its just a boob.
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#22
I just touched a boob too.

My girlfriend's.

Then I went down her pants.

Then we had sex.


If this shit gets a thread I should have my own sub forum.
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#25
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Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.



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Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again"



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"again"



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Eh, you're not trying waaaaaaaaay too hard to be the reincarnation of Fassa, so you're ok in my book.
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#28
Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
Yup, I touched a girl's boob today and she wasn't even my girlfriend or anything. In my history class there is this girl I sit near and I like to mess with her and I was throwing stuff at her and calling her a bitch and I threw a dime and it went right down her shirt. Then later I had an urge to touch her so I was behind her and poked her in the tit then when she turned around I just played it cool and asked her what time it was. It turns out there was a clock in that room and I seriously didn't even know it until she told me.

Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.
Anyone have any similar expiriences?


And I'm really determined to do this again, but to a greater extant. Does anybody have any strategies, or plans to let a girl openly touch her tits so I can try it after spring break?



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"this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again"


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again


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And grizzleby did I give you permission to sig my posts? I don't thinks so so take it down right now.




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#30
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And grizzleby did I give you permission to sig my posts? I don't thinks so so take it down right now.

I don't think he needs permission. Pretty much all of your posts are sigged because of the utter stupidity/hilarity in them.
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#31
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Yup, I touched a girl's boob today and she wasn't even my girlfriend or anything. In my history class there is this girl I sit near and I like to mess with her and I was throwing stuff at her and calling her a bitch and I threw a dime and it went right down her shirt. Then later I had an urge to touch her so I was behind her and poked her in the tit then when she turned around I just played it cool and asked her what time it was. It turns out there was a clock in that room and I seriously didn't even know it until she told me.



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#32
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Anyways part of my conscience was saying "this whole thing is just screaming sexual harassment charges again" but the whole thing kind of worked out for me and I'm glad. She didn't seem to care at all.


Anyone have any similar expiriences?



Again? This thought makes me lol.
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#34
I'm going to start featuring a weekly quote by IdkWhatImDoing in my sig.

The winner will be based on levels off retardedness, stupidity, ignorance and whether or not saying his post out loud would likely get you arrested.
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#35
Seriously, I'm only one year older than this guy. How f*cking excited can you get about touching a boob? I hope you're trolling, you little virgin.
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#36
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Seriously, I'm only one year older than this guy. How f*cking excited can you get about touching a boob? I hope you're trolling, you little virgin.

Boobs are pretty awesome though
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The first time I saw his name I thought it said cunt Seanula >_>

True story.
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I'm going to start featuring a weekly quote by IdkWhatImDoing in my sig.

The winner will be based on levels off retardedness, stupidity, ignorance and whether or not saying his post out loud would likely get you arrested.

Do it.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.