#1
I was bored at work and doing research on Nicolo Paganini/Robert Johnson and the selling your sole myths and I came across this weird christian/illluminati website that sells a four hour documentary where they act like everytime a musician has mentioned the devil or satan it really happened. Its ridiculously entertaining. Check out the 30min preview at the bottom of the page if you are down for a laugh.

http://www.illuminati-news.com/art-and-mc/sold-their-souls.htm
#4
The soles on my current shoes are starting to wear thin Piss take.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I heard the reason that Paganini and Robert Johnson sold their soles is because the devil needed a pair to keep his feet feeling even.
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#6
Grammar Nazi's^

OT: Don't watch it, TS is trying to brainwash you in thinking that rock music is the devil's work.
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Grammar Nazis


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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
i sold my soul... for a bag of popcorn. Seemed worth it at the time
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#12
I sold my soul for a doughnut.

inb4 lolololol donut.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
lolololol donut? Why would anybody say that?


lolololol donut
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#15
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lolololol donut? Why would anybody say that?


lolololol donut


I meant americans 'correcting' my spelling


lolololol donut
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect