#1
So, I've got some time to kill, and I thought "Man, it feels like my hearing is a little impaired." So I've decided I should flush out my ears.
Everything I find online tells me to use a syringe and fill it with warm water, etc, but does anyone know of a method that doesn't use a syringe?
It's late and I can't go and get one, so I'm looking for an alternative solution.
#4
If you have cotton buds long enough, you should be able to push the wax from one ear out the other one.
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Uh, I wouldn't use the internet for medical advice to be honest.
Go to the doctors tomorrow and ask a professional.


Yeah, if I can't get any good info, I'll do that.
Just figured I'd check since google says it's easy, but doesn't give the info I need.
#8
You can get that stuff that you put in your ears and lie on your side for a while and it breaks down all the wax. Then you can just cotton bud it all out.

Feels ****ing amazing you can hear the wax crackling in your ear when it's in there.
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I've been there!
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Having my ears cleaned at the doctors was one of the most painful experiences I've had at any type of medical facility, and I've had cavities filled without novocaine.


i once gottin foil stuck in my ear and had to have it flushed out, it didnt hurt at all you baby.
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i once gottin foil stuck in my ear and had to have it flushed out, it didnt hurt at all you baby.

We must be thinking of a different procedure then. I had my ears filled with water then had a metal pick scrape the inside of my ears
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#26
Make sure the nurses prep you properly. I got a hole in my eardrum not too long ago from a derpy nurse at a particularly bad clinic.
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#29
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You can get that stuff that you put in your ears and lie on your side for a while and it breaks down all the wax. Then you can just cotton bud it all out.

Feels ****ing amazing you can hear the wax crackling in your ear when it's in there.


I do this with hydrogen peroxide. But after it crackles for a little bit I tilt my head to the other side and let it drain out onto a napkin.

Putting cotton in your ear is asking for trouble.
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#30
you'll end up feeling like you've got pockets of water in your ear you can't get out, and stunting your balance. get personal medical advice, i wouldn't rely on google for medical help.
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#31
where I live you can buy these things called Ear candles. Basically, you stick one end in your ear, and light the other end on fire..takes about 10 mins ut sucks the wax right out of your ears...feels wonderful. You can also use hydrogen peroxide, let it bubble and fizz in yo ears...but other than that...q-tips.
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where I live you can buy these things called Ear candles. Basically, you stick one end in your ear, and light the other end on fire..takes about 10 mins ut sucks the wax right out of your ears...feels wonderful. You can also use hydrogen peroxide, let it bubble and fizz in yo ears...but other than that...q-tips.

I tried those once. They're a lie. It may feel like it's being pulled out because of the vacuum from the flame, but it's not and all that's left is the burned material the candle is made out of, not ear wax.
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#33
Rubbing alcohol in your ear and cover with a cotton swab. After a few minutes clear it out feels great