#1
What is the funniest chuck Norris joke you have heard/read.
My personal favourite is...
Chuck Norris has been dead for 3 years but death is working up the courage to tell him.
Last edited by The9 at Apr 16, 2011,
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Quote by The9
What is the funniest chuck Norris quote you have heard/read.
My personal favourite is...
Chuck Norris has been dead for 3 years but death is working up the courage to tell him.



I think you mean jokes. I doubt Chuck Norris has said these things before the actual jokes.
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#4
Quote by wizards?
Chuck Norris jokes are so 2001, but we're all trying to work up the courage to tell you.

I tried.


Yeah, there was an article last month about "these hilarious internet Chuck Norris jokes" and I was amused because it showed the slowness of newspapers, but this is just sad and unforgivable.

Since Chuck Norris, we've gone through Jack Bauer, Dave Mustaine, and most recently Charlie Sheen.
Last edited by nincompoop at Apr 16, 2011,
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