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#1
Lets say you have a son. Maybe you really do, or maybe it's hypothetical.

If you found out your son was watching porn, how would you react to it? Lets just say you found out because he forgot to delete the history or something. Not you walking in on him.

And consider ages 10-19 for the kid's age.

For me personally; If a kid is around 14 and he's just watching stuff like a single girl stripping or something, I really don't think there's that much wrong with it. However, I'd disapprove if it were like the extreme throatgagging shit or something, as it's very sexist and unrealistic (well, to some).

My friend said his dad found out because he forgot to delete something on the computer (and he was into some pretty wild stuff), and all his dad said was "Son, I saw some videos you watch on the computer, and, uh...there was some pretty extreme stuff you're watching. Look, just don't let your mom find that or the shit. will. hit. the. fan."
#2
I wouldn't care unless it was some F'ed up shit lol
But I'd say 'Don't tell your mum about it......'
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#6
If the kid is younger than like 13 I would definitely talk to them about it. If over, it'd really have to depend on what they're watching. Though given what I know about myself, he'd have to be watching something involving animals and/or blood before I would ever ever ever EVER want to have that kind of conversation with him.
#7
I would tell him what my dad told me. "Son, never do ass to mouth with strangers".
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#8
It's hard to say. If it was just a girl stripping (as you said), I might be slightly upset, and talk with the kid, but nothing too serious.

..but if it was extreme, I wouldn't like it at all...


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#10
I'd probably just have a talk and tell him don't be a horny bastard. And say that I won't tell mom. But be more careful and stuff.
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#11
if it was REALLY extreme, i'd be concerned
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#12
if the kid is between 10 and 13 I'd talk to them but if they're 14 and over and it's normal stuff (girl-guy, girl-girl, solo, hell even guy-guy {that's a different talk I'd have with him}) I'm ok with it just tell them not to have his mom find out
#13
I wouldn't say or do a damn thing. 10-12 seems kind of young, so I might intervene, put some things in context.
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#14
if i were at my level of maturity right now, i'd probably just pretend i didn't see anything. the conversation would be very awkward.
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#15
If it's just regular, non-crazy porn, I wouldn't have a problem. I'm indifferent to porn.
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#16
I'd be like "You'll get your porn from late night TV like I did when I was your age, and you'll like it!!!"

Red Shoe Diaries, late night softcore etc.
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#17
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I'd be like "You'll get your porn from late night TV like I did when I was your age, and you'll like it!!!"

Red Shoe Diaries, late night softcore etc.

I lived in a rural area. Public access channel was the only thing I had. I made those city council meetings count. I mean I masturbated to it.
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#19
If he had his own computer, I'd tell him all the best pr0nz are in .exe files and zip archives.

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#20
As long as he's over 13, and sticking to the normal stuff, I see no reason to intervene.
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#21
No matter what the age or porn (unless it was some freaky gory crap), I wouldn't say anything. I would, however, set permissions on the computer to where he couldn't download anything.

I wouldn't even leave a little text file on the desktop. I'd imagine having one of your parents knowing you look at porn would ruin the whole experience.
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#24
depends really, as long as it's not like rape porn or somehing, I'd just talk to him/her about it and put up a good anti-virus program. God knows I watched porn, it's kinda normal to watch it really.
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#26
Eh, I started at 12. Right now I wouldn't react to badly to standard porn but I can't really give an accurate prediction. Having children kind of changes your mindset.
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#27
As long as it wasn't illegal then I would most likely show him safe sites so he wouldn't get a tonne of viruses.
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#28
I'd bring him to a church to confess and scare him straight.

That's what my parents did but i kept on fapping lolololololololol
#29
I'd say 10-13 I'd be concerned, probably have a talk with him and attempt not to embarrass him but try to be like the cool dad that understands and then ask him to not watch it. If it was 14-17 I wouldn't be bothered, I'd be a hypocrite if I was. I'd just ask him to keep it at a minimum and of course make sure he knows how to hide it. 18-19? Couldn't give a shit. If he's in my house though, that ****er better keep it down and keep it to a minimum.
#30
"You get trojans on my computer, and I'm gonna beat your ass, kid."
#31
I see a lot of people are saying "its ok aslong as hes over 12/13 " but what about this:

I have a friend who started masturbating when he was 8.

At his Grandmas house
#33
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I see a lot of people are saying "its ok aslong as hes over 12/13 " but what about this:

I have a friend who started masturbating when he was 8.

At his Grandmas house

Better than at my Grandma's house.
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#34
I wouldn't care/want to know unless he was younger than 12 or it was interfering with his social life.
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#35
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I see a lot of people are saying "its ok aslong as hes over 12/13 " but what about this:

I have a friend who started masturbating when he was 8.

At his Grandmas house

What's wrong with starting at 8? ಠ_ಠ
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#37
if it were gore porn i'd care.
if it were scat porn i'd care.
if it were anything else i would not care.
#38
I don't think I'd ever be able to have a talk like that. Hopefully my wife will
#39
I had no idea what scat porn was so I googled it....

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#40
If it was anything scat, gore, bunkakke, just unpleasing stuff, I would get kinda pissed off, regardless of age, because in my opinion, its the mentality if you can handle watching it. I would also say, go on safe sites, download multiple anti viruses, spam and malware programs, and dont do fked up shit while fapping to it. (if he does) And never tell anybody or show anybody it. treat it casually and without obsession. dont get anyone you know involved with it.

Although, if he's under 11 I'll just give him a big "WHAT THE FUCK" while he's watching it. scare him shitless for months...
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