#1
what are some truly bizarre things that have happened to/around/because of you?

inspired by my cat, who ran into my room with a helium "happy birthday" balloon attached to his tail, ran around on my bed and somehow wrapped the balloon around my guitar's neck. it's still floating next to me.
#2
I stabbed a sword completely through my foot between my big toe and whatever toe is right next to it.
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#4
I guess this counts:

Last night I was reading the news online and it turns out there was a shooting pretty close to me just 3 hours before. I was thinking "how odd, there's never any shooting around here, but there seems to be some gangs around that just woke up from some winter slumber" then next thing I knew I heard what sounded like gunfire right outside. I was pretty surpried and turned down my lights. I was thinking I should call 911 when I looked outside and saw it wasn't gunfire, but people down the street firing a massive amount of fireworks from a parking lot. At midnight. In the middle of april. In an urban area. Wat...?

Crisis adverted anyway. But it was just such an odd occurence.
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#5
When I'm talking about something, and then it happens and im like "...whoa dude i was totally just talking about this".


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I guess this counts:

Last night I was reading the news online and it turns out there was a shooting pretty close to me just 3 hours before. I was thinking "how odd, there's never any shooting around here, but there seems to be some gangs around that just woke up from some winter slumber" then next thing I knew I heard what sounded like gunfire right outside. I was pretty surpried and turned down my lights. I was thinking I should call 911 when I looked outside and saw it wasn't gunfire, but people down the street firing a massive amount of fireworks from a parking lot. At midnight. In the middle of april. In an urban area. Wat...?

Crisis adverted anyway. But it was just such an odd occurence.


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Me and a friend of mine was at his place was having a fag at his balcony when we saw a bright light coming from the apartment on the other side of the street. We thought it was some electric blow-out.

The light just blinked/lit up the whole apartment on the other side numerous of times and we were extremely close to calling the cops/fire engines but then we saw two people in there and realised it was under control. That was scary though as that apartment was in the same "building" as my friends and in case of a fire would have spread to us fast.

I have no idea what that was about however.
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#8
Street lamps always turn on or off as I walk/drive by them. Very strange.

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Me and a friend of mine was at his place was having a fag at his balcony


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#10
Primus... In the UK cigarettes are called fags... Not sure if you knew that or not...
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Primus... In the UK cigarettes are called fags... Not sure if you knew that or not...

I'm pretty sure almost everyone on here knows that.
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Street lamps always turn on or off as I walk/drive by them. Very strange.


This always happens to me too, not EVERY time, but quite often, it's kinda creepy lol.
#14
So, I wake up one morning and I'm feeling pretty good. I play some SNES and fiddle around on my PC for a little bit. After a little while I decide that I'm going to go outside since it's a beautiful day. I walked downstairs and after my Mom gave me a bit of a hard time I was finally off. So I walk a couple blocks and start trodding through some high grass since I'm feeling adventurous. Suddenly out of nowhere a Professor comes sprinting after me and insists I follow him back to his laboratory and that he's got something for me.

Needless to say, I was thoroughly confused and slightly aroused.
#15
One helium balloon was enough to lift your guitar?
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So, I wake up one morning and I'm feeling pretty good. I play some SNES and fiddle around on my PC for a little bit. After a little while I decide that I'm going to go outside since it's a beautiful day. I walked downstairs and after my Mom gave me a bit of a hard time I was finally off. So I walk a couple blocks and start trodding through some high grass since I'm feeling adventurous. Suddenly out of nowhere a Professor comes sprinting after me and insists I follow him back to his laboratory and that he's got something for me.

Needless to say, I was thoroughly confused and slightly aroused.


You forgot the potion in your pc tard.
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#18
I walked into the toilets at my secondary school, and saw about eight Year 7s all crowding round this one kid who had a Gideons Bible. Apparently they were about to read the Lord's Prayer backwards to try and summon Satan.

So I went to the cubicle, as these toilets were small an I couldn't get past all of the kids to get to the urinal. I listened to them, and they actually read it backwards, so when they go to 'Dear', I burst out of the cubicle door.

Some of their reactions were pretty hilarious.
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#20
God, I have a ton of these, so I'll just pick one.

When I was younger, I used to ride my bike on the trail in the woods behind my house. One day, I was feeling particularly silly and stopped in the middle of the trail. I just stayed quiet for a moment and then said, "Show yourself, demon!" loudly enough to echo a couple times. When the echo died down, a large branch in the tree next to me snapped right off and fell to the ground.

Needless to say, I never did that again.
#21
Not too long ago, I stepped outside and saw, at the end of my street, about 4 police cars, a few ambulances and fire trucks, and a yellow tent.

I took a walk around, and even when I went over a block, I saw more police cars blocking off roads. I'm not sure of the exact details, though.
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I'm pretty sure almost everyone on here knows that.


lol yeah

I was just having a laugh at their sooper ghey slang
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lol yeah

I was just having a laugh at their sooper ghey slang



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#24
I was cycling to school one morning and saw this really old guy driving up the wrongside of the motorway in his electric wheelchair thing. It was really bizarre... I just slowed down and we just stared at each other for what felt like hours while I cycled past.
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#25
Met my neighbor the other day when I was taking a break for a smoke outside my apartment, she and her husband were off to some art exhibit on a rather famous porn club in the town.

What was the odd thing was that this neighbor if mine, she ain't got no hands. It looks like they were lost in some fire accident or something and I added that and the fact that they had done some art exhibit to show at a porn club. Mindboggling and a bit more then I wanted to imagine.

Pre-amputeé porn ain't my cup of tea dare I sayeth?
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#26


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Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Me and a friend of mine was at his place was having a fag at his balcony when we saw a bright light coming from the apartment on the other side of the street. We thought it was some electric blow-out.

The light just blinked/lit up the whole apartment on the other side numerous of times and we were extremely close to calling the cops/fire engines but then we saw two people in there and realised it was under control. That was scary though as that apartment was in the same "building" as my friends and in case of a fire would have spread to us fast.

I have no idea what that was about however.

they were making softcore porn brah

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#28
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they were making softcore porn brah



Yeah that was what my mind started to tell me and my eyes and my mental wellness don't really want to know whether that's true or not.
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