Poll: How fast?
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View poll results: How fast?
2-3 seconds
13 25%
4-5 seconds
14 26%
6-7 seconds
7 13%
8-9 seconds
6 11%
10-15 seconds
4 8%
15+ seconds
9 17%
Voters: 53.
#3
i drink really slow, i'm a girl though. then again that prob. doesn't matter but yeah. it takes me over an hour to finish one soda.
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#5
I can't even chug a pint of water in less than 10 seconds. I've seen guys literally just empty bottles down their throat though. There's literally no swallowing, they just pour it down there as fast as gravity will allow.
#6
depends
if its a freezing cold pint, then about 20 seconds
if its just chilled, about 7-8
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#7
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I can't even chug a pint of water in less than 10 seconds. I've seen guys literally just empty bottles down their throat though. There's literally no swallowing, they just pour it down there as fast as gravity will allow.


i do that :3
#8
A pint? Downing?
I don't know, but I'm not too good at downing large quantities of liquid. If i'm sat in general conversations sipping it off though then i'm the fastest in my friend circle.
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#10
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i do that :3

How on earth do you open your throat like that?

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#13
depends on how much I already had. If I have my first and you go "bottom's up!" I'll prob take about 10+ secs to empty it, but later on the evening it'll be gone before you can even finish those two words
#15
Not much enjoyment is gotten from a drink by drinking it in 2-10 seconds. Kinda of dumb.
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#16
Beer is for nursing and savouring.
For any soft drink however, a pint can be done in 5 seconds if I'm really, really trying. Except for fizzy drinks. They give me insta-hiccups.
#17
I take forever to eat or drink anything.
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#19
American posters, remember The Man Show? The old man that would chug two beers at the end of the show in 4-5 seconds was an icon. (I may be exaggerating)
#20
Quote by wizards?
I don't, "chug". I prefer to get decent beer and enjoy it like a normal human being.


Same. I like to savor the flavor.


Also, how is drinking fast / chugging a measure of manliness? All it does is tell me you're good at swallowing.
#21
Quote by happytimeharry
Also, how is drinking fast / chugging a measure of manliness? All it does is tell me you're good at swallowing.

Swallowing big thick bodies of manly fluids.
#23
about 10 seconds if its a race but it'll take me about 10 minutes if i'm just drinking it
#24
I've downed a pint in around 10 seconds or so a fair few times.

Haven't done it in a good while though, mainly because it's pretty retarded.
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How on earth do you open your throat like that?

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#27
2 things.

1: the quality of a beer depends on its taste, not temperature.
2. downing beer is pointless if done for no reason.


3. Budweiser is water. It's actually made with rice.
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#29
The Cheap American beer takes me like 4 seconds :P
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#30
I can chug a can of Sprite in...something under 10 seconds. I don't like to though, and it's the only drink I can do it with
#31
Pints? They come in Pints?!??!
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#33
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about 10 seconds if its a race but it'll take me about 10 minutes if i'm just drinking it


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#34
I'm cheap, so I like to enjoy my drink for as long as possible. I can sit in my room with a can of tea and make it last about 4 hours.
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#36
You seriously made that many categories? What were you expecting?

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