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#2
Oh my god, I hate the living **** out of those things, and you just reminded me that there's probably dozens in my room at this very moment plotting my downfall.
#5
Hahahaha I remember when one of those appeared in my old flat and I had to dispose of it as no one else would go near it.

Note: It was just two girls and I.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#6
Brutal. There is no other word for it.
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#9
Earlier in the year I was sitting on my couch studying for an exam and I feel a slight tingly sensation on my leg. Thinking nothing of it I ignore it, but it persisted for a little bit longer. So's I eventually look down and one of those bastards is right on my ankle.

I took my textbook and nearly broke my ankle squashing that feller. I normally don't mind bugs but that guy startled me pretty well.
#10
I wish I was a Mod and could make stupid, pointless threads without getting banned.
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#11
Quote by StewieSwan
Grow a pair


I like your sig. I captured a few bits of Mr. Anus's intelligent moments...their in a notepad file somewhere...
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#13
Quote by KTFM
Legs... everywhere....


One of the worst things about them is that when you squish them, the legs pretty much explode off the insect everywhere.


I'm not easily disturbed by bugs, but these things just get to me.
#14
Quote by SlayingDragons
One of the worst things about them is that when you squish them, the legs pretty much explode off the insect everywhere.


Y u put this image in my mind.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#15
Quote by ChucklesMginty


Insects have never gotten to me.

Insects have 6 legs
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#16

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Berserker.
#18
Maybe I missed the boat, but what the hell is that in the OP?
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#19
I have those too! But wtf are they exactly? Info would calm me (that is, unless I find out they are tremendously venomous and bring the Curse of Blogdallagong upon you when you defeat them)
#20
When I was 12 I was wrestling my brother in the basement and ended up with one of those things in my mouth even. I just spat it out and got on with my life.
#21
Those ****ers haven't gone to the moon. We've still got 'em beat.


it's only gay if the feelings touch

#23
My philosophy on bugs: Live and let live.
I tend to not notice them anyway.

On a second, more humorous note:
*reads OP*
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Apr 18, 2011,
#25
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I've been awake for 2 days.

Don't fall asleep or they'll find you.
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VOX AC-15
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1985 PROCO RAT II
BOSS DS-1, DD3, SD-1, TU-3, NS-2
Danelectro Overdrive
Jimi Hendrix Wah
EHX LPB-1
MXR Supercomp
#27
Quote by KTFM
I know you're a mod and all, and I should do what you tell me... but there is no way I'm ****ing that thing... The logistics alone are cluster**** enough...

why not? I mean look at it...isn't it hot? Imagine it spreading its legs for you
#28
bro, pull a snorlax, use body slam
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#29
What in the **** is that ****ing monstrosity of a ****ing insect!?!??! ****!!!

I'm like, paranoid now that there is one under my covers (I'm in bed and my feet are under the covers).
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#30
Quote by SGstriker
What in the **** is that ****ing monstrosity of a ****ing insect!?!??! ****!!!

I'm like, paranoid now that there is one under my covers (I'm in bed and my feet are under the covers).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

Don't be such a bitch. It's a harmless bug.
#32
Google image showed up different types of bugs, that mostly looked the same, so I went with wikipedia. I think it's kind of a broad term for those kinds of bugs anyways.
#33
It's a common household centipede.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#34
Looks delicious.
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#37
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I've been awake for 2 days.


Haha. You doing your weekly sleep cycle reset too?
Last edited by SKArface McDank at Apr 18, 2011,
#38
We had one of those in our tent during a camping trip once. We called him Benedict, and he was our new best friend. He also died 5 minutes after.
#39
Quote by The_Casinator
We had one of those in our tent during a camping trip once. We called him Benedict, and he was our new best friend. He also died 5 minutes after.

Natural causes?
#40
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